Memorable Quotes from Jackie Hoffman
3 quotesMisunderstandings at the Versace Dog Spa
V.E.R.S.A.C.E. tagline on website
We test makeup on animals, so you don't have to.
Lady at Versace
You've got the wrong Versace.
Dog Spa receptionist
Your dogs are gay!
Timothy McGinn
Write a bill, Britney.
Emmett
Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.
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Conflict Over Decency and Sexual Expression
Decency Rally Attendant
Look, I'm not a prude, I'm married to an Italian.
Old Woman
I seen you, Sylvia Stickles. Showin your pubic patch to the bus driver! You should move downtown where you belong, ya whore!
Cow Patty
Wow, a tranny bear!
[''upon seeing Big Ethel'']
Doctor
Sylvia, you have what is known as a runaway vagina.
Paige
Admit to God you are a whore. Make a list of all the people you've fucked, and apologize to their parents.
Dora
All this yelling's giving me a Swedish headache. You know what I mean? Horny! Nothing wrong with beating the beaver once in a while.
Caprice
Let my mother's pussy be!
Sex Addicts Group
HALT! Horny! Anal! Lustful! TITTIES!
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Concerns About Consent and Personal Safety
Dora
Ever take a roofie?
Sylvia
NO!
Dora
Me neither. I'm afraid I'd stay home and date-rape myself all night long!
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