Bananas - Absurd Decrees in San Marcos
Esposito:
From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!
Fielding Mellish:
What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?
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Bananas - The Trade-Offs of Freedom and Life
Esposito:
You have a chance to die for freedom.
Fielding Mellish:
Yes, well, freedom is wonderful. On the other hand, if you're dead, it's a tremendous drawback to your sex life.
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