Memorable Quotes from Jacobo Morales
2 quotesThe Trade-Offs of Freedom and Life
Esposito
You have a chance to die for freedom.
Fielding Mellish
Yes, well, freedom is wonderful. On the other hand, if you're dead, it's a tremendous drawback to your sex life.
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Absurd Decrees in San Marcos
Esposito
From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!
Fielding Mellish
What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?
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