Lesbian Vampire Killers - Unbelievable Outcome After Final Battle
Fletch:
(after the final battle) Completely fucking unbelivable!
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Lesbian Vampire Killers - Unexpected Encounters on a Shared Journey
Fletch:
These girls are going to the exact same place we are going!
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Lesbian Vampire Killers - A Question for Five Beautiful Girls
Fletch:
So... what're five beautiful girls like you doing out on a night like this?
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Lesbian Vampire Killers - Critique of a Poor Holiday Idea
Fletch:
(about Jimmy's hiking idea) That... is one of the shittiest ideas for a holiday I have ever heard!
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Lesbian Vampire Killers - Disinterest in Children
Fletch:
Maybe it's just... that I don't like kids, y'know.
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Lesbian Vampire Killers - Introducing Fletch
Fletch:
The name's Fletch.
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The Prom - Embracing Bold Choices Together
Emma Nolan:
Is that okay?
Bea Nolan:
Yes, mall the hell out of it!
Emma Nolan:
Let's go.
Barry Glickman:
Okay! But get dressed. This is disgusting.
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The Prom - Unexpected Encounter at the Hotel
Trent Oliver:
I vomited in the bus again.
Angie Dickinson:
Mmm.
Trent Oliver:
Can I see the hotel doctor, please?
Motel Clerk:
Oh, my God, it's you. I can't believe it. It's actually you. You're the guy from Talk to the Hand. It's on every night at 9:00 after...
Trent Oliver:
Can I have my room, please?
Barry Glickman:
Okay, let's get this started. Okay? Let's change some minds.
Angie Dickinson:
Uh...
Trent Oliver:
Thank you.
Motel Clerk:
You're welcome.
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The Prom - Conflict Over Singing in The Prom
Barry Glickman:
Okay, stop! Stop singing! You're making me hate God!
Angie Dickinson:
You're scaring them.
Barry Glickman:
Well, they're scaring me.
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