James GandolfiniQuotes

Mayor: Mr. Garber! Interesting day, huh?

Garber: Yes, sir.

Mayor: You know, just about every day I make a speech. And it starts with, "I'd like to thank you on behalf of the City of New York," blah, blah, blah- and I never know who I'm thanking or why. But you... did a hell of a thing today. You went to bat for the City of New York. And on behalf of me, I'd like to thank you.

Garber: You're welcome. I mean- it's been an amazing day, everybody's been thanking me, but- I appreciate it. You're welcome.

Mayor: And I want you to know, that tomorrow, the City of New York is going to go to bat for you. And the City has a very good batting average.

Elliot Blitzer: Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.

Drexl Spivey: Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.

Virgil: [[w:Wyatt Earp|Wyatt Earp; [Jack the Ripper; [w:Charles Whitman|guy in Texas; [w:University of Texas tower shooting|fuckin' tower; [w:Mardi Gras|Mardi Gras] Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're fuckin ] or ]. Remember that ]? The guy up in that ] that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin ] either, but it's better than the first one cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their fuckin expression change.

Big Don: I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin thang.

Eddie Poole: You're not gonna kill me. You don't have it in you.

Eddie Poole: That's it. She's dead. She's been dead a long fucking time and nobody gives a shit but you.