Tiny Furniture - Authority and Social Missteps at a Party
Charlotte:
I think the issue is that it reflects badly on Aura as an authority figure...
Nadine:
You know what else reflects badly? Walking through my party with no pants on.
Charlotte:
That's a good point.
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Tiny Furniture - Friendship and Asshole Family Dynamics
Charlotte:
You know the thing about your friends? They weren't assholes, were they?
Aura:
No, not at all.
Charlotte:
See, that's the problem. Our people are assholes. Our moms are assholes.
Aura:
You think my mom's an asshole?
Charlotte:
Yeah. She's too successful not to be.
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Tiny Furniture - Embracing Inexperience with Humor
Aura:
I have no experience.
Charlotte:
It's absolutely fine. On my resume under "skills", I put "has a landline".
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Tiny Furniture - The Reluctance to Stay Out
Charlotte:
In high school, you were always the "I have to go home" girl. Are you still the "I have to go home" girl?
Aura:
I have to go home.
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Tiny Furniture - Entitlement Perspectives Between Two Mothers
Siri:
Do you have the same sense of entitlement as my daughter.
Charlotte:
Oh believe me, mine is much worse.
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