Memorable Quotes from Jessica Lundy
2 quotesReflections on a Broken Relationship
Jamie Conway
We sort of split up.
Theresa
Too bad for you. She was yummy! Sort of the slinky girl-next-door look. Very ingenuous.
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Name Change Proposal in Sorority Discussion
Miffy Young
Kate, I've decided that you must join my sorority, and I know that the Kappas are just gonna love you. There's only one thing: would you consider of changing your name? I was think thinking about taking out the "ounian" and shortening it to Kate Hart. Isn't that great?
Kate Hartounian
Whoa, wait a second. What is wrong with my real name?
Miffy Young
Nothing. It's just that it sounds so...
Kate Hartounian
So what?
[sternly]
Miffy Young
Kate, you want people to think that you belong.
Kate Hartounian
I do belong - to a family.
Miffy Young
Well, if you want my honest opinion, Kate: I think that your family's real embarrassing, and I'm very happy that I'm not a part of it.
Kate Hartounian
Yeah, so am I.
Miffy Young
What?
Kate Hartounian
Miffy, you are a stupid, superficial, snotty, little bitch.
Miffy Young
Oh, really? Really, Kate? Whatever! Whatev...
[furiously]
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