Bright Lights, Big City - Reflections on a Broken Relationship
Jamie Conway:
We sort of split up.
Theresa:
Too bad for you. She was yummy! Sort of the slinky girl-next-door look. Very ingenuous.
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Caddyshack II - Name Change Proposal in Sorority Discussion
Miffy Young:
Kate, I've decided that you must join my sorority, and I know that the Kappas are just gonna love you. There's only one thing: would you consider of changing your name? I was think thinking about taking out the "ounian" and shortening it to Kate Hart. Isn't that great?
Kate Hartounian:
Whoa, wait a second. What is wrong with my real name?
Miffy Young:
Nothing. It's just that it sounds so...
Kate Hartounian: [sternly]
So what?
Miffy Young:
Kate, you want people to think that you belong.
Kate Hartounian:
I do belong - to a family.
Miffy Young:
Well, if you want my honest opinion, Kate: I think that your family's real embarrassing, and I'm very happy that I'm not a part of it.
Kate Hartounian:
Yeah, so am I.
Miffy Young:
What?
Kate Hartounian:
Miffy, you are a stupid, superficial, snotty, little bitch.
Miffy Young: [furiously]
Oh, really? Really, Kate? Whatever! Whatev...
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