John FleckQuotes

Deacon: [''After the deck of the Deez clears, one lone figure walks toward the bridge''; ''The Mariner removes his mask''] Why aren't you rowing?

Nord: [''Derisively laughs''] It's him.

Enola: It is him! You guys are in so much trouble!

Deacon: Well, I'll be damned. It's the gentleman guppy.

Nord: You know, he's like a turd that won't flush.

Mariner: I want the girl.

Deacon: [''Derisively laughs'] You know, I thought you were stupid, friend. But I underestimated you. You are a total freaking retard!

Mariner: I want the girl. That's all.

Deacon: [''The Mariner takes [[Flare#Roadside and rail|a flare] Well, what on this screwed-up earth of ours makes you think you're gonna get her? ] from his belt, and holds it over a fume pipe leading down to the Deez's fuel hold]

Mariner: You know what this is. I drop it, you burn.

Doctor: We all burn...

Deacon: Now-now-now, let's not do anything rash here. I mean, are you sure this kid is worth it? I mean, she never does stop talking, she never shuts up!

Mariner: I noticed.

Deacon: So what is it, then? It's the map.

Mariner: She's my friend.

Deacon: Golly gee, a single tear rolls down my cheek. You're gonna die for your friend.

Mariner: [''Ignites the flare, and holds it over the fume pipe again''] If it comes to that.

Nord: He's bluffing! I'll kill him.

Enola: He's not bluffing, he never bluffs.

Deacon: [''To the Mariner''] SHUT UP! I- I- I- I- I don't think you're gonna drop that torch, my friend.

Mariner: Why not?

Deacon: [''The Mariner smiles, lifts his hand, and drops the flare down the hole''] Because you're not crazy. NO...!