Memorable Quotes from Josef Sommer
8 quotesConcerns About Communism in Entertainment Industry
Howard Prince
Hey, are you guys aware of the fact that every week, busloads of Communists are coming in over the border? I mean, is anybody doing anything about that or -
Committee Chairman
We are not concerned at this time with anything other than the Communist conspiracy in the entertainment world.
Howard Prince
B-But how come? W-Why aren't we doing something about it? I mean, why isn't everybody armed? You know, we should learn how to use a gun, I think. I think it's a big mistake that anyone goes to military school is only you send them there when they're bad.
Committee Chairman
Mr. Prince, this committee is just as concerned about the threat of Communism as you are.
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Committee Commends Efforts Against Communist Subversion
Howard's Attorney
And we would like to thank this committee for allowing Mr. Prince to appear and voice his approval of the great work that you're doing for our country. Communist subversion is a real and present danger, and you can rest assured that it will never be tolerated on the network that both Mr. Prince and I have the honor to represent. Thank you.
The Committee
Thank you very much.
Committee Chairman
Thank you, sir. And this committee is here to help keep America just as pure as we can possibly make it.
Howard's Attorney
Well, I can't think of anything more important. And, well I would like to commend this committee on the job that they're doing.
Committee Chairman
Thank you.
Howard's Attorney
Thank you.
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A Tense Exchange About Accountability and Consequences
Committee Counselor
Mr. Prince, I ask you for the record, did you know Herschel Brownstein -
Howard's Attorney
Howard, you'll go to jail.
[whispers]
Committee Counselor
- also known as Hecky Brown?
Howard's Attorney
Be practical.
[whispers]
Committee Counselor
Did you know this man as either Brown or Brownstein?
Committee Chairman
Either name will do, Mr. Prince.
Howard's Attorney
Tell them.
[whispers]
Committee Counselor
Brown or Brownstein?
Committee Chairman
Just the name.
Committee Counselor
Are you refusing to answer?
Howard's Attorney
Will you talk?
[whispers]
Howard Prince
Fellas, I don't recognize the right of this committee to ask me these kinda questions. And furthermore, you can all go fuck yourselves.
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Exploring Civilization and Primal Instincts
Yorish
I say that civilization is an illusion, a game of pretend. What is real is the fact that we are still animals, driven by primal instincts. As a psychiatrist, you must know this to be true.
Carol
To be honest, ambassador, when someone starts talking to me about the truth, what I hear is what they're telling me about themselves more than what they're saying about the world.
Dr. Henryk Belice
Quite right, well done, doctor.
Yorish
Perhaps this is true, perhaps being a Russian in this country is a kind of pathology. So what do you think, can you help me? Can you give me a pill? To make me see the world the way you Americans see the world. Can a pill help me understand Iraq, or Dafur, or even New Orleans?
Dr. Henryk Belicec
Don't be drawn in by his madness, doctor. He is Russian, he needs to argue like he needs to breathe.
Yorish
All I am saying is that civilization crumbles whenever we need it most. In the right situation, we are all capable of the most terrible crimes. To imagine a world where this was not so, where every crisis did not result in new atrocities, where every newspaper is not full of war and violence. Well, this is to imagine a world where human beings cease to be human.
Carol
While I'll give you that we still retain some basic animal instincts, you have to admit we're not the same animal we were a few thousand years ago.
Yorish
True.
Carol
Read Piaget, Kohlberg or Maslow, Graves, Wilber, and you'll see that we're still evolving. Our consciousness is changing. Five hundred years ago, postmodern feminists didn't exist yet one sits right beside you today. And while that fact may not undo all of the terrible things that have been done in this world, at least it gives me reason to believe that one day, things may be different.
Yorish
Thank you, doctor.
Carol
You're welcome, ambassador.
Dr. Henryk Belicec
Excellent.
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Inquiry About Alfred Miller
Committee Counselor
Just a few questions, Mr. Prince. We know you're a busy man. Mr. Prince, do you happen to know an Alfred Miller?
Howard Prince
Who?
Committee Counselor
Alfred Miller.
Howard Prince
Why?
Committee Counselor
If you just tell the committee.
Howard Prince
So, I - I can't know why?
Committee Chairman
Mr. Prince, you don't have to worry. Anyone who comes here and tells the truth has got nothing to worry about.
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Recruitment and Freedom of Choice
Barney Taber
Where did you recruit him? In the Sears catalog?
[to Clay about one of his agents]
Clay
If I want to worry, I'll worry; free fucking country, right?
[in East Germany]
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Career Fallout and Personal Tensions
Palmer Strickland
Nero.
Lenny Nero
Strickland.
Palmer Strickland
Comissioner Strickland!
Lenny Nero
See, since you shit-canned my career, I don't even have to call you sir. One of life's small pleasures.
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Old Flames and Tax Returns
Peter Lassiter
Old flames are like old tax returns... put em in the file cabinet for three years, then you cut em loose.
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