Radio Days - Abe's Perspective on New Year's Eve
Abe:
Only creeps and crazy people go out on new year's eve.
Ceil:
Then you should definitely go out, Abe.
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Radio Days - Frustration with Relationship Expectations
Ceil:
Oh, Abe, how come you never take me to the Copacabana or El Morocco?
Abe:
Take the gas pipe.
Ceil: [[w:Rita Hayworth|Rita Hayworth]
I suppose you would have been happier married to ].
Abe:
You gotta ask?
Ceil:
Believe me, Abe, those show business celebrities get divorced every six weeks, but we're together forever.
Abe:
I may take the gas pipe.
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Radio Days - Lost Teeth and Unexpected Hockey Games
Ceil:
Abe, have you seen mama's teeth. She left them in a glass of water yesterday, and she can't find them.
Abe:
Kids were playing hockey with them.
Ceil:
They were playing hockey with mama's teeth?
Abe:
Yeah, the're about the same size as a puck.
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