Karan BrarQuotes

Chirag Gupta: STOP! Good God, man! You almost got the Cheese Touch!

Greg: The what?

Chirag: The Cheese Touch.

Chirag Gupta: This is a terrible place!

Chirag Gupta: [Scene flashes forward to before the Cheese became moldy; Darren puts his finger on the Cheese; Darren cries in the hallway; Darren touches an unsuspecting girl, thus giving her the Cheese Touch; Flash forward to the present] The Cheese Touch. Nobody knows when or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop. Nobody knew who it belonged to. Nobody touched it, nobody threw it away. So there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day. And then, one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life. Darren had the Cheese Touch! It was worse than nuclear cooties. He became an outcast. The only way to get rid of the Cheese Touch was by passing it on to someone else. And so began the Cheese Touch frenzy! Friend turning on friend, brother turning on sister, it was madness! Until, a German exchange student named Dieter Müller took it away. Sadly for Dieter, that fact was lost in translation. Thankfully, he moved back to Düsseldorf, and took the Cheese Touch with him. And so the Cheese sits, patiently waiting for its next victim.

Chirag Gupta: [Sees Greg trying to touch the Cheese] STOP! Good God, man! You almost got the Cheese Touch.