Peggy Sue Got Married - Regrets and Reflections on Life Choices
Peggy Sue:
Grandpa, if you had a chance to go back and do it all differently, what would you have changed?
Barney Alvorg:
Well, I would have taken better care of my teeth.
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Peggy Sue Got Married - A Lighthearted Exchange About an Edsel
Peggy Sue:
It's funny. It's really funny. You bought an Edsel.
Jack Kelcher:
Young lady, what's the matter with you? Are you drunk?
Peggy Sue:
Uh, just a little. I had a tough day.
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Peggy Sue Got Married - Caution and Divorce in Uncertain Times
Richard Norvik: [about time travel]
I would be very careful about this if I were you. What if you fall into the hands of some madman with plans to manipulate your brain?
Peggy Sue:
Well, that's why I was getting a divorce!
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Peggy Sue Got Married - The Possibility of Time Travel Explored
Peggy Sue:
Then you think time travel is possible for people?
Richard Norvik:
Yes. It's absolutely possible for people, for dogs, for cancan girls.
Peggy Sue:
Oh, then I'm not crazy.
Richard Norvik:
Well, I really don't know if you're crazy. I know most people think I am.
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Peggy Sue Got Married - Discussions of Conflict and Responsibility
Evelyn Kelcher:
What's the matter, have you and Charlie had a fight?
Peggy Sue:
Yes.
Evelyn Kelcher:
What about?
Peggy Sue:
House payments.
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Peggy Sue Got Married - Bittersweet Memories of a Glorious Night
Peggy Sue:
We had one glorious night together, someday you'll remember and write about it.
Michael Fitzsimmons:
Yeah, I can dig that. Bittersweet perfection. Dogs of lust on leashes of memory.
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Peggy Sue Got Married - A Moment of Inspiration and Connection
Michael Fitzsimmons:
But we had heat, baby. Passion! Fire! We owe it to ourselves to fuse together, at least one more time.
Peggy Sue:
Oh, that's a good line. You are gonna be a terrific writer.
Michael Fitzsimmons:
You think so?
Peggy Sue:
Yeah.
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Peggy Sue Got Married - Reflecting on Past Choices and Future Paths
Michael Fitzsimmons:
So are you going to marry Mr. Blue Impala and graze around with all the other sheep for the rest of your life?
Peggy Sue:
No... I already did that.
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Peggy Sue Got Married - Maturity Differences Between Genders Explored
Peggy Sue:
I am a grown woman with a life time of experience that you can't understand.
Charlie Bodell:
Yeah, girls mature faster than guys.
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Peggy Sue Got Married - Confusion in Relationships and Expectations
Evelyn Kelcher:
Peggy, I don't mean to be intrusive, but are you having problems with Charlie?
Peggy Sue:
A lot of things are confusing right now, Charlie is just one of them.
Evelyn Kelcher:
Is Charlie pressuring you into doing things you don't think you should be doing?
Peggy Sue:
What do you mean?
Evelyn Kelcher:
Peggy, you know what a penis is? Stay away from it!
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Serial Mom - Misunderstanding Leads to Frustrating Phone Call
Dottie Hinkle:
Hello?
Beverly Sutphin:
Is this the Cocksucker residence?
Dottie Hinkle:
God damn you! Stop calling here!
Beverly Sutphin:
Isn't this 4215 Pussy Way?
Dottie Hinkle:
You bitch!
Beverly Sutphin:
Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-fuck-you?
Dottie Hinkle:
The police are tracing this call this very minute.
Beverly Sutphin:
Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, fuckface?
Dottie Hinkle: [hangs up]
FUCK YOU!
Dottie Hinkle:
Didn't I just say fuck you!?
Beverly Sutphin: [in a different voice]
I beg your pardon!
Dottie Hinkle:
Who is this?
Beverly Sutphin:
Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. I understand you're having problems with an obscene phone caller?
Dottie Hinkle:
Yes, I am; I'm sorry, Mrs. Wilson, but this is driving me crazy! I have my number changed twice already. I'm a divorced woman, please help me.
Beverly Sutphin:
Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you?
Dottie Hinkle:
I can't say the words out loud, I don't use bad language.
Beverly Sutphin:
Oh well, I know it's difficult, but we need to know the exact words.
Dottie Hinkle:
I'll try. Cocksucker, that's what she calls me.
Beverly Sutphin: [reverting to the original voice]
Listen to your filthy mouth, you fuckin whore!
Dottie Hinkle:
Goddamn you!
Beverly Sutphin:
Motherfucker!
Dottie Hinkle:
Cocksucker!
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Serial Mom - Beverly's Perspective on Her Flaws
Beverly Sutphin:
Suzanne Sommers! This is my bad side!
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Serial Mom - Inquiry About Pussy Willows
Beverly Sutphin:
Are those... pussy willows?
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Serial Mom - Feeling Great Today
Beverly Sutphin: [after murdering someone]
I don't know what it is about today but I feel great!
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Serial Mom - Finding Beauty in Everyday Life
Beverly Sutphin: [makes bird noises]
Life doesn't have to be ugly. Look at the birds out there; listen to their call. Hwee, hwee, hwee, hwee.
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Serial Mom - House Rules on Chewing Gum
Beverly Sutphin:
Officer, I'm sorry, but we don't allow gum in this house.
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Romancing the Stone - Unexpected Connections in a Dangerous Situation
Joan Wilder:
I like your boots.
Jack Colton:
Yup, that poor old yellow-tailed guy... developed a fatal case of indigestion. He died right in my arms.
Joan Wilder:
I can't blame him. If I were to die, there's nowhere on earth I'd rather be.
Jack Colton:
I couldn't stop thinking about you. I even read one of your books.
Joan Wilder:
Then you know how they all end.
Jack Colton:
Yeah. Hi.
Joan Wilder:
Hi.
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Romancing the Stone - The Difference Between Hopeless and Hopeful Romantic
Gloria Horne:
Joanie, you are now a WORLD-CLASS hopeless romantic.
Joan Wilder:
No, hopeful. Hopeful romantic.
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Romancing the Stone - A Moment of Separation and Reassurance
Joan Wilder:
You're leaving? You're leaving me?
Jack Colton: [they kiss]
You're gonna be all right, Joan Wilder. You always were.
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Romancing the Stone - A Moment of Connection Between Two Characters
Joan Wilder:
You're the best time I've ever had.
Jack Colton:
I've never been anybody's best time.
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Romancing the Stone - Promise of Adventure and Discovery
Jack Colton: [looking at a photo of his dream yacht whilst lying in bed with Joan]
Someday if I had the money, I'd take you... we'd sail away... around the world and back again. I promise you. I promise you we'll do that.
Joan Wilder:
Why haven't you taken the map away from me?
Jack Colton:
What are you talking about?
Joan Wilder:
I saw that tree today, the Devil's Fork, it's on the map. You know how close we are?
Jack Colton:
Yeah sure I do. What's that got to do with it?
Joan Wilder:
I was thinking about something you said... about having more to bargain with.
Jack Colton:
Yeah. The best way to help your sister is to get that treasure and if you waltz into Cartagena you're holding all the cards.
Joan Wilder:
I'd love to see you on that boat. But Jack if we have to give it up... to save Elaine?
Jack Colton:
Then we give it up. I mean it's your sister. Hell yeah. Of course we give it up. That's the point. At least we've got the leverage to do it.
Joan Wilder:
OK. OK. Let's got for it.
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Romancing the Stone - Negotiating for Transportation in Challenging Circumstances
Jack Colton:
I understand you have a car. We would like to buy it or rent it, we need to get to a town.
Juan:
What do you call this I'm living in, a pigsty?
Jack Colton:
Oh, no this is great...
Juan:
Hit the road.
Jack Colton:
No, senor, see we...
Juan:
Hit-the-road.
Jack Colton:
But we...
Juan: [points a gun at him]
Vaya con dios, gringo.
Jack Colton:
Okay, Joan Wilder, write us out of this one.
Juan:
Joan Wilder... Joan Wilder? The Joan Wilder?
Juan:
You are Joan Wilder, the novelist?
Joan Wilder:
Well, yes, I am.
Juan: [turning to his men, in Spanish]
I read your books! I read all your books! This is Joan Wilder, who writes the books I read to you on Saturdays!
Bad Hombre: [awestruck]
Juanita... Juanita, it's Juanita!
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Romancing the Stone - Dreams of Sailing Alone
Joan Wilder:
What do you want? Seriously, I'd really like to know.
Jack Colton:
Came down here in a coffee boat, about a year and a half ago. Right. Christ, what job that was. But, I couldn't get over that ocean, though, you know. Yeah. I love the ocean. You know you just got to get out there - all by yourself - nobody else around. It's beautiful. So, that's what I want. Try to get enough money together to buy a boat and sail around the world.
Joan Wilder:
So, you're just gonna sail away? All by yourself?
Jack Colton:
Yeah.
Joan Wilder:
Sounds lonely, Jack T. Colton. Well, what does the "T" stand for?
Jack Colton:
Trustworthy.
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Romancing the Stone - Misunderstandings About Marijuana and Consequences
Joan Wilder: [inside a crashed plane they find in the jungle]
What is all this?
Jack Colton:
All this? About five to life in the States, a couple of centuries down here.
Joan Wilder:
Oh, marijuana.
Jack Colton:
Oh, you smoke it?
Joan Wilder: [defensively]
I went to college.
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Romancing the Stone - From Romance to Practicality in Relationships
Joan Wilder: [after Jack chops off the heels on her shoes]
These were Italian.
Jack Colton:
Now they're practical.
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Romancing the Stone - Unexpected Encounters in a Dangerous Situation
Jack Colton:
Cops! What the hell do they want? I haven't done anything... lately! Wait a minute, he's after you. Who the hell are you?
Joan Wilder:
Well, I'm a romance novelist.
Jack Colton:
You're what? What are you doing here?
Joan Wilder:
I told you, my sister's life depends on me.
Jack Colton:
Ah, don't give me that shit. I thought you were donating a kidney or something.
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Romancing the Stone - Urgent Need for Communication Amidst Challenges
Joan Wilder:
Excuse me, mister. Can you tell where can I get to a telephone?
Jack Colton:
No, lady. I don't have any idea. I'm sorry.
Joan Wilder:
But it's very important that I get to one.
Jack Colton:
Well, we've all got our problems today. Don't we?
Joan Wilder:
Can you tell me where the nearest town is?
Jack Colton:
English speaking? How about Miami?
Joan Wilder:
Will there be another bus?
Jack Colton: [looks around a deserted, dirt mountain road]
Another bus? This is it. You've got rush hour.
Joan Wilder:
I need to get to Cartagena.
Jack Colton:
Cartagena? Angel, you are hell and gone from Cartagena. Cartagena's over there on the coast.
Joan Wilder:
But they told me this bus...
Jack Colton:
Who told you that? Who told you this bus was going to Cartagena?
Joan Wilder:
That man...
Jack Colton:
That nice man who pulled a gun on you? What else did he tell you?
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Romancing the Stone - A Conflicted Exchange in October
Grogan:
What's it gonna be, Angelina?
Joan Wilder: [voiceover narration]
It was Grogan: the filthiest, dirtiest, dumbest excuse for a man west of the Missouri River.
Grogan:
So, you can die two ways, angel: quick like the tongue of a snake, or slower than the molasses in January.
Joan Wilder: [voiceover narration]
But it was October.
Grogan:
I'll kill you, goddammit, if it's the Fourth of July! Where is it? Uhh. Get over there!
Joan Wilder: [voiceover narration]
I told him to get out, now that he had what he came for.
Grogan: [spits]
Not quite, angel. Take em off. Do it! Come on!
Joan Wilder: [voiceover]
That was the end of Grogan... the man who killed my father, raped and murdered my sister, burned my ranch, shot my dog, and stole my Bible! But if there was one law of the west: Bastards had brothers, who seemed to ride forever.
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Prizzi's Honor - Assessing the Frequency of Professional Hits
Irene Walker:
Charley, I've been doin three to four hits a year for the past couple of years, most at full pay.
Charley Partanna:
That many?
Irene Walker:
Well, it's not many when you consider the size of the population.
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Prizzi's Honor - Discussion on Responsibility and Consequences
Irene Walker:
I can't get over it. What kinda creep wouldn't catch a baby? If it was real it coulda been crippled for life.
Charley Partanna:
He wasn't paid to bodyguard the baby.
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Body Heat - The Allure of Desire and Obsession
Matty Walker:
Well, some men, once they get a whiff of it, they trail you like a hound.
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