Memorable Quotes from Kevin J. O'Connor
6 quotesA Moment of Inspiration and Connection
Michael Fitzsimmons
But we had heat, baby. Passion! Fire! We owe it to ourselves to fuse together, at least one more time.
Peggy Sue
Oh, that's a good line. You are gonna be a terrific writer.
Michael Fitzsimmons
You think so?
Peggy Sue
Yeah.
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Reflecting on Past Choices and Future Paths
Michael Fitzsimmons
So are you going to marry Mr. Blue Impala and graze around with all the other sheep for the rest of your life?
Peggy Sue
No... I already did that.
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Constitutional Rights and Canadian Welcome
Niagara Falls Mountie
Welcome to Canada.
Bud Boomer
Hold it right there, Canuck!
Niagara Falls Mountie
Who are you?
Bud Boomer
I'm your worst nightmare. I'm a citizen with a constitutional right to bear arms!
Niagara Falls Mountie
Take the pelts. Take whatever you want.
Roy Boy
We don't want your stinking pelts.
Niagara Falls Mountie
Have some fudge. Just leave me alone.
Kabral Jabar
Didn't you hear him? We're your worst nightmare.
Niagara Falls Mountie
My worst nightmare involved a pack of rabid wolves. I was stuck somewhere in the Yukon, and there were tall, skinny rabbits, and they were drinking heavily.
Bud Boomer
Just shut up! We want your prisoner. Now, where is she?
Niagara Falls Mountie
I don't know what you're talking aboot, eh?
Kabral Jabar
Aboot"? It's about! What we're talking about! And enough of that "eh" business! You're gonna learn how to talk right, understand?
Roy Boy
We've got ways of making you pronounce the letter "O".
Bud Boomer
I want my Honey! Now, get the keys for the cells, now. NOW!
[Kabral cocks his rifle]
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Questioning Canadian Identity and Crime
Bud Boomer
This'll drive them crazy!
Honey
There is no more heinous crime than this in Canada.
Roy Boy
Are you sure we're in Canada?
Honey
Do you smell anything?
Roy Boy
No.
Honey
Exactly, Canada!
Bud Boomer
Hey, those look like my socks. That isn't garbage! That's my laundry. Roy Boy, you idiot! Pick this up! You stupid jerk, what are you doing?! My good stuff.
[two Mounties arrive on horseback]
Mountie Major
Hello, who goes there?
Bud Boomer
Freeze!
Honey
Johnny Canuck!
Mountie Major
I must ask you to leave the park immediately and go back to where you came from.
Bud Boomer
Scatter! Everybody back to the boat!
[Boomer, Kabral and Roy Boy head for the boat, unaware that they have left Honey behind]
Mountie Sergeant
Sir, you can't end your sentence with a preposition.
Mountie Major
Oh, really? Well, what would you say?
Mountie Sergeant
Well, I guess, I'd say either, "Go back from where you came," or the preferred Queen's English, "Go back, thee, from whence thou came.
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Bittersweet Memories of a Glorious Night
Peggy Sue
We had one glorious night together, someday you'll remember and write about it.
Michael Fitzsimmons
Yeah, I can dig that. Bittersweet perfection. Dogs of lust on leashes of memory.
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Night Shift Responsibilities Clarified Among Characters
Bud Boomer
All right, Pops, who's in charge?
Pops
Just the two of us, just Ruthie and me.
Kabral Jabar
No other personnel in the whole building?
Ruthie
No, we're the night shift.
Roy Boy
Excuse me, ma'am, there's not another control room?
Ruthie
No, dear. This is it.
Roy Boy
Thank you.
Kabral Jabar
Boomer, maybe we better just go, huh?
Bud Boomer
Stand your ground, soldier!
Kabral Jabar
Oh, brother.
Bud Boomer
Now, let me get this straight. You're telling me that you two are responsible for supplying all the electricity to your entire nation?
Pops
That's about the size of it.
Ruthie
Oh, Dad. Does he ever like to brag.
Bud Boomer
Put those needles down, nice and easy, where I can see them. Spread out! Find the power source for the Mountie Headquarters. I'm going to ask you one more time. Where is the power switch to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police Headquarters? You're going to tell me sooner or later. Now, we can do it my way, which is very nice right now, or we can do it their way, which you're not going to like. You Canadians are so sneaky!
[after a pause, Boomer notices a red switch on the wall]
Ruthie
Don't touch that! You'll black out most of Canada!
Bud Boomer
Yeah, right. Lady, what do we look like, jerks? Please.
[chuckles; switches the switch off, cutting the power off]
Kabral Jabar
Oh, you screwed up now.
Bud Boomer
I'll be the judge of the one who screwed up! All right, let's move out! And you, don't tell anybody we was here! Come on!
[the power is also cut off from various cities of Canada, including Toronto and Ottawa; the guys leave the control room]
Ruthie
You know, I could get to like this.
Pops
Really?
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