Lonely are the Brave - Temptations and Struggles of a Preacher
Rev. Hoskins:
Ah, the temptations of the flesh. I fought em my whole life through.
Prisoner:
Then how come you're in here, Reverend?
Rev. Hoskins:
Well, I said I fought em, I didn't say I fought em off. Sometimes I lost. But believe me, it takes a lot more to tempt a preacher than it does you stumblebums in here. When I lost, I lost big!
Prisoner:
Are you a real preacher, Reverend?
Rev. Hoskins:
Well now, let's look at it this way. I always had the urge to preach. And if you got the urge, you're halfway home.
Prisoner:
What kept you from getting all the way?
Rev. Hoskins:
My temptation was women.
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