April Fool's Day - A Humorous Conversation About Fear
Arch:
You're telling me! When I was out there swinging in the woods, I nearly crapped my pants.
Ferryman:
What do you mean "nearly"?
Chaz:
Arch? You browned your trou?
Arch:
Well, uh... you know, I was...
Constable Potter:
It's all right, Arch, they'll be out of the dryer soon.
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Scary Movie - Compassion and Judgment in Unlikely Encounters
Buffy:
Well, I'm much more of a people person. I'd rather feed all the hungry little children of the world and much rather help my fellow man than some animal.
Homeless Man:
Spare a dollar?
Buffy:
Eww! Get away from me, you bum!
Cindy:
Buffy!? Can't you see that he's just hungry?
Cindy:
Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich.
Homeless Man:
I said a dollar, bitch!
Cindy:
Ow!
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