Pootie Tang - The Exclusivity of a Biggie Shorty Party
J.B.:
Yo Man, a Biggie Shorty party is exclusive, man. They don't let nobody in a Biggie Shorty party. They got a line around the block, aint nobody in man. You know What, Nobody we know can get in this party Man. They don't let no Light in, They don't let no Electricity in, They don't let no Water in, They don't let no Air in! Air's right now going "Hey Man I'm Air, I'm on the list, let me in." and they won't let Air in, and you know Air gets in everywhere. That's How exclusive A Biggie Shorty Party is.
Lacey: [pause]
And you know what else, it's hard to get in too.
J.B.:
I HATE YOU!
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Pootie Tang - Pootie Tang: The Art of Ass-Kicking
J.B.:
Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he's gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there, right? You go, "What the hell is this?" Then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, promptly kicks your ass, and you still won't know what happened to you!
Trucky:
Got that right. He is a kick-ass artiste, know what I'm sayin'?. He like the da Vinci of ass-kickin'. What's that gonna be, right? Pootie Tang — the da Vinci of Ass-Kickin'!
J.B.:
Aw man, Pootie Tang whoop your ass so bad that you could write it off on your taxes, that's right. You got right here: ass-whoopin number one, ass-whoopin number two, this right here, you can't write that off. That's just gettin beat up.
Lacey:
You know, I'd like to also add that Pootie Tang can kick some ass too, boy.
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