Freddy Got Fingered - Conflict and Miscommunication Among Friends
Policewoman:
Get off the fucking bar, asshole!
Betty:
Your dad called me a retard, a slut, and a whore. I don't think he likes me very much, Gordy.
Jim: [''after seeing Darren's leg during the skateboarding accident'']
Oh, God! Get him a job! I mean, get him an ambulance! You get a job, he's got a job already!
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