Mark L. Young Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Mark L. Young

5 quotes

Sex Drive

Casual conversation about clothing and attractiveness

Randy You wear thong underpants?

Andy You want us to take our shirts off?

Randy Where do you live?

Andy Is your mom hot too?

Randy Where do you live?

Andy What's your address?

Randy You like pizza?

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Sex Drive

Confidence in Approaching Others

Ian Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?

Randy Cause we're the shit.

Andy Yeah, you oughta know that, bitch.

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We're the Millers

Unexpected conversation sparks confusion among friends

Rose Wait a second. Hold on, come here. I'd like to have a little chat with your friend.

Casey Are you kidding me?

[visibly annoyed]

Rose I am not kidding you. Would you please have a seat?

Casey What is going on?

Rose So, Scottie P., what exactly do you for a living?

Casey Oh, Mom!

Scottie P. I work for P&J Amusements. I maintain the monkey maze, if you know what I'm saying.

David What the hell is a monkey maze?

Scottie P. Oh, it's like a terrifying death trap, but for little kids.

David Hey, those are cool ], man.

[[w:tatoo|tats]

Scottie P. Oh, for real. Thank you, bro. You see the cobra?

David What's this? The one right there?

Scottie P. Oh, this?

David Uh-huh.

Scottie P. That's my credo. "No ragrets.

[Pulls down shirt collar to reveal "NO RAGRETS"]

David Mm-hm. How about that. You have no regrets?

Casey Dad...

[Casey flips off both David and Rose behind Scottie P.'s back with both hands]

Scottie P. No. Not one.

David Like, not even a single letter?

Scottie P. No way... uh huh, at least, not me.

[laughs]

Casey Dad... I love him.

David I think he's great. I think he's real winner, Casey. If I were you, I wouldn't use protection, have fun. Scottie P., you're the man.

[High fives him]

Scottie P. Yeah? For real. Nice meeting you, man. Alright, you too.

[Casey gets on Scottie P.'s motorcycle and he speeds off, narrowly missing people on the campsite]

David Come on, she's gonna be fine. Tattooed kid on a motorcycle, no helmet. Actually, she might already be pregnant.

[To Rose]

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We're the Millers

Casual Conversation Between Friends

Scottie P. What's up, dog?

David Not much, dog, what's up with you?

Scottie P. I'm here to pick up Casey. You know what I'm sayin'?

David Well, I'm awake and I speak English, so yeah, I know what you're saying.

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We're the Millers

A Confrontation Over Personal Boundaries

Rose Hey! Get your hands off of her! Come here, Casey. Now, you put your hands on her one more time, I swear I'm gonna rip that fucking tattoo right off of your chest.

[Scottie P. is trying to make out with Casey, who is resisting]

Rose You know what I'm sayin'?

Scottie P. Oh, really, bitch?

Rose Yeah, bitch.

Kenny You know what? Why don't you leave the girls alone, man.

Scottie P. What are you gonna do about it, Eyebrows?

Kenny One... two...

[Rose punches Scottie P. in the face]

Scottie P. OW! Broke my nose! You're a aggressive woman! Y'know wha I'm sayin'?

[He runs away with a bloody nose]

Rose Are you okay?

[to Casey]

Casey I'm fine. That was awesome, you just fuckin decked him!

Rose Yeah, well, I've dealt with handsy assholes like him at work. Come on, let's just get out of here. Thanks for the backup. Kenny, what were you counting? If you're gonna punch somebody, you punch em on "one".

Kenny Well, David told me to count...

Rose David? David hasn't punched anybody, ever. I think the exit is this way.

David I have returned.

Casey Go fuck yourself.

David This is what I miss, right? The ping pong action. ]. Casey says, "Go fuck yourself," then you go fuck yourself, and then Rose, you say, "you go fuck yourself," then Kenny's like, "I don't wanna fuck anybody.

[[w:Wit|The repartée]

Rose We're not getting in the RV.

David What? Okay, okay. I know what this is about, and I get it. We're gonna split the $500,000 evenly, betwixt the four of us. You guys get what I'm saying here? Kenny, you wanna be like this. That's a lot of video games, kiddo. Casey, you can buy a house, run away from it, you know what I mean? Like, whatever. You get $125,000, You get $125,000, you get a... you know, I'm like fuckin Oprah here. You know, like if she was a white dude at a carnival. Okay, look, what do you want? You want me to beg? Kids, what do you think?