Sex Drive - Confidence in Approaching Others
Ian:
Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?
Randy:
Cause we're the shit.
Andy:
Yeah, you oughta know that, bitch.
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Sex Drive - Casual conversation about clothing and attractiveness
Randy:
You wear thong underpants?
Andy:
You want us to take our shirts off?
Randy:
Where do you live?
Andy:
Is your mom hot too?
Randy:
Where do you live?
Andy:
What's your address?
Randy:
You like pizza?
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We're the Millers - A Confrontation Over Personal Boundaries
Rose: [Scottie P. is trying to make out with Casey, who is resisting]
Hey! Get your hands off of her! Come here, Casey. Now, you put your hands on her one more time, I swear I'm gonna rip that fucking tattoo right off of your chest.
Rose:
You know what I'm sayin'?
Scottie P.:
Oh, really, bitch?
Rose:
Yeah, bitch.
Kenny:
You know what? Why don't you leave the girls alone, man.
Scottie P.:
What are you gonna do about it, Eyebrows?
Kenny: [Rose punches Scottie P. in the face]
One... two...
Scottie P.: [He runs away with a bloody nose]
OW! Broke my nose! You're a aggressive woman! Y'know wha I'm sayin'?
Rose: [to Casey]
Are you okay?
Casey:
I'm fine. That was awesome, you just fuckin decked him!
Rose:
Yeah, well, I've dealt with handsy assholes like him at work. Come on, let's just get out of here. Thanks for the backup. Kenny, what were you counting? If you're gonna punch somebody, you punch em on "one".
Kenny:
Well, David told me to count...
Rose:
David? David hasn't punched anybody, ever. I think the exit is this way.
David:
I have returned.
Casey:
Go fuck yourself.
David: [[w:Wit|The repartée]
This is what I miss, right? The ping pong action. ]. Casey says, "Go fuck yourself," then you go fuck yourself, and then Rose, you say, "you go fuck yourself," then Kenny's like, "I don't wanna fuck anybody.
Rose:
We're not getting in the RV.
David:
What? Okay, okay. I know what this is about, and I get it. We're gonna split the $500,000 evenly, betwixt the four of us. You guys get what I'm saying here? Kenny, you wanna be like this. That's a lot of video games, kiddo. Casey, you can buy a house, run away from it, you know what I mean? Like, whatever. You get $125,000, You get $125,000, you get a... you know, I'm like fuckin Oprah here. You know, like if she was a white dude at a carnival. Okay, look, what do you want? You want me to beg? Kids, what do you think?
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We're the Millers - Unexpected conversation sparks confusion among friends
Rose:
Wait a second. Hold on, come here. I'd like to have a little chat with your friend.
Casey: [visibly annoyed]
Are you kidding me?
Rose:
I am not kidding you. Would you please have a seat?
Casey:
What is going on?
Rose:
So, Scottie P., what exactly do you for a living?
Casey:
Oh, Mom!
Scottie P.:
I work for P&J Amusements. I maintain the monkey maze, if you know what I'm saying.
David:
What the hell is a monkey maze?
Scottie P.:
Oh, it's like a terrifying death trap, but for little kids.
David: [[w:tatoo|tats]
Hey, those are cool ], man.
Scottie P.:
Oh, for real. Thank you, bro. You see the cobra?
David:
What's this? The one right there?
Scottie P.:
Oh, this?
David:
Uh-huh.
Scottie P.: [Pulls down shirt collar to reveal "NO RAGRETS"]
That's my credo. "No ragrets.
David:
Mm-hm. How about that. You have no regrets?
Casey: [Casey flips off both David and Rose behind Scottie P.'s back with both hands]
Dad...
Scottie P.:
No. Not one.
David:
Like, not even a single letter?
Scottie P.: [laughs]
No way... uh huh, at least, not me.
Casey:
Dad... I love him.
David: [High fives him]
I think he's great. I think he's real winner, Casey. If I were you, I wouldn't use protection, have fun. Scottie P., you're the man.
Scottie P.: [Casey gets on Scottie P.'s motorcycle and he speeds off, narrowly missing people on the campsite]
Yeah? For real. Nice meeting you, man. Alright, you too.
David: [To Rose]
Come on, she's gonna be fine. Tattooed kid on a motorcycle, no helmet. Actually, she might already be pregnant.
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We're the Millers - Casual Conversation Between Friends
Scottie P.:
What's up, dog?
David:
Not much, dog, what's up with you?
Scottie P.:
I'm here to pick up Casey. You know what I'm sayin'?
David:
Well, I'm awake and I speak English, so yeah, I know what you're saying.
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