Memorable Quotes from Mark Rolston
1 quoteUnexpected Tensions During a Simple Task
Jack
Jack and Jilly went up the hilly... to get a pail of water.
[''Making love to Jill on bed'']
Jill Miranda
Give it to me!
Burt Miranda
What in fuck's sake is going on here?!
[''Enters house'']
Jill Miranda
Burt! I can explain.
Burt Miranda
You see what I just did there? I was beginning to suspect things. You see, Jack?
Jack
I see.
Jill Miranda
He raped me, Burt! He raped me!
Burt Miranda
Jilly, Jilly... shut up! You want to do something about ]?
[[w:human penis|that thing; ''Holds out pistol aimed at Jack'']
Jill Miranda
Burt! No, Burt!
Jack
Mr. Miranda...
Burt Miranda
The pool guy. The pool guy. You know what upsets me most... hand to god... is that you are a great pool guy, Jack. When Salvatore was our pool guy... I could never open my eyes underwater. ], they burned for a week. But with you, my eyes are always open. I can play that game. You know, the one where I toss a penny... in the deep end... and then go hunt for it. With Salvatore... I could never play that game. You weren't-
[[w:chlorine|There was too much chlorine]
Jill Miranda
No, Burt!
[''Jack smashes a plant pot on Burt's head'']
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