Memorable Quotes from Martin Starr
2 quotesBoredom and Humorous Observations on Life
Martin
Do you ever get so bored, you stare at your balls?
Jonah
I bet you do, late ].
[[John Lennon]
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Cell Phone Drama Among Friends
Micheal Cera
ALRIGHT Everybody listen up, listen up!! Who took my FUCKING CELL PHONE, MAN?!?! , EMPTY YOUR POCKETS!!!
[drunken to the crowd; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Starr MARTIN]
Martin Starr
What?!
Micheal Cera
I saw you in the bathroom, man, somebody dial my phone, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!!! It's UNACCEPTABLE after all the coke I've WASTED on you people! I've THROWN AWAY!!!
Martin Starr
I didn't take your fucking cell phone!
Micheal Cera
THREE-ONE-ZERO-NINE...!!
Seth Rogen
Woah, woah! Mike! Mike! MIKE!MIKE!MIKE!MIKE!MIKE!!!!
David Krumholtz
MY FACE!!!
Micheal Cera
What's happening to me?! What's happening?!
Seth Rogen
MICHEAL, COME BACK!!!
Micheal Cera
Oh shit, that's embarrassing!
[Sobbing in pain and humiliation]
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