Knocked Up - Boredom and Humorous Observations on Life
Martin:
Do you ever get so bored, you stare at your balls?
Jonah: [[John Lennon]
I bet you do, late ].
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This Is the End - Cell Phone Drama Among Friends
Micheal Cera: [drunken to the crowd; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Starr MARTIN]
ALRIGHT Everybody listen up, listen up!! Who took my FUCKING CELL PHONE, MAN?!?! , EMPTY YOUR POCKETS!!!
Martin Starr:
What?!
Micheal Cera:
I saw you in the bathroom, man, somebody dial my phone, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!!! It's UNACCEPTABLE after all the coke I've WASTED on you people! I've THROWN AWAY!!!
Martin Starr:
I didn't take your fucking cell phone!
Micheal Cera:
THREE-ONE-ZERO-NINE...!!
Seth Rogen:
Woah, woah! Mike! Mike! MIKE!MIKE!MIKE!MIKE!MIKE!!!!
David Krumholtz:
MY FACE!!!
Micheal Cera:
What's happening to me?! What's happening?!
Seth Rogen:
MICHEAL, COME BACK!!!
Micheal Cera: [Sobbing in pain and humiliation]
Oh shit, that's embarrassing!
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