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MC Eiht Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from MC Eiht

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Debate on Violence and Morality Among Friends
Caine Look, nigga, I told you to stop showing the fuckin tape.
[after O-Dog and A-Wax discuss the store surveillance tape]
O-Dog Man, why do you keep on bitchin about my tape, man? Damn, man ain't shit gonna happen, all right? All right? Damn! We're just gonna find these little marks and smoke em. Shit ain't that hard.
Caine As long as there ain't no crowds. Look, I'm not killing no kids or old folks, all right?
O-Dog Hey, man, who the fuck gonna be old out there at 12:00 at night, bitch? Shit, I'll smoke anybody, I just don't give a fuck. Shit. Hit this shit!
[laughing; hands Caine a joint]
Caine Look, not me, all right? I'm not killin no kids.
O-Dog Hey, you know what, nigga? You actin like a little bitch right now. You actin real paranoid and shit. Now these motherfuckers smoked your goddamn cousin in front of you, nigga. Blew his head off in front of your face and you ain't gonna do shit? You actin like a little bitch right now, nigga. Man, fuck that, I ain't lettin that shit ride. We gonna go ahead and smoke all these motherfuckers, I don't care who the fuck out there. Goddamn it, is you down, nigga?
[getting angry with Caine's attitude]
A-Wax Man, both y'all shut the fuck up! Both y'all actin like some motherfuckin bitches. Shit! Scared to peel these punk-ass nigga's cap. Man, give me my motherfuckin joint, nigga!
[takes joint from O-Dog]
A Request for Assistance and Bargaining
O-Dog You got some money or not?
Basehead Come on, man. You know I'm a little short. Hook me up, man.
O-Dog Nigga, hook you up? Get the fuck outta here.
Basehead Hey, check this out, man. I got these cheeseburgers! They some double cheeseburgers.
O-Dog Nigga, I just ate. Man, I just ate fool. I don't want no motherfuckin cheeseburgers. If you ain't got no money, you just assed out.
Basehead Man, man, I'll suck your dick. Come on, man, just hook me up.
[as O-Dog was Leaving]
O-Dog The fuck you just say, nigga?
Basehead I said I'll suck your dick, man! Come on now.
O-Dog Suck on that, you bitch-ass trick!
[shoots basehead]
A-Wax O-Dog, what the fuck you doing?!
Jackee Yo, Dog, hurry up!
O-Dog Any of y'all want a hamburger? What's wrong? Y'all don't want a hamburger?
[Kicks basehead's corpse and steals his hamburgers, then says to A-Wax and Jackee]
A-Wax I don't want no motherfucking hamburger. Nigga, you stupid, man!
O-Dog I got it from that basehead.
A-Wax You stupid!
Debt Dispute Between Friends
Tat Lawson Look here, man. Now that you been out the joint two weeks, don't you think it's about time you gave me my money?
[playing cards at a table]
Man Told you I ain't got your money yet, man.
Tat Lawson The fuck you mean you ain't got my money yet? Motherfuckin everybody know about that money you hid from that robbery!
Man Motherfucker, I told you I ain't got your money yet, man.
Tat Lawson The fuck you mean you ain't got my money yet? Motherfucker, you best be comin up with my cash or else, you know what I'm sayin'?
[tilts head to the left]
Man Fuck you, Tat! Fuck you think you is, motherfuckin Ron O'Neill or somethin'? Talkin about I better pay or else. I ain't your bitch, nigga! Well, whatcha gon do?
[shrugs]
Tat Lawson Oh, what I'm gon do?
[pulls out revolver and points it at the man]
Man What? I'm supposed to be scared now that you pull out a pistol, motherfucker? I just spent five motherfuckin years in the joint. I told ya I pay your monkey-ass when I feel like it. Better suck my dick.
Tat Lawson Suck on this, motherfucker!
[while he shoots the man 8 times]
A-Wax Give us a motherfuckin doctor!
[to nurse]
Nurse You'll have to fill out these forms first.
Lady Bitch, fuck the forms! We need a doctor! He's bleeding to death over there!