K-9 - Unexpected Companions in Unusual Places
Tracy:
Do you know you have an animal growing out of your pants?
Dooley:
Thanks, hon. I also have a dog here.
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The Pagemaster - A Family's Concern for Their Child
Claire Tyler: [gasps as the car parks in front of Richard's bicycle, lying down; Alan stops the car; gets out; Alan gets out]
I can't imagine where he could be. Maybe we should call the police. Alan! He's home! Alan.
Alan Tyler: [sees the sleeping Richard in the treehouse; goes up into the treehouse]
It's impossible. Rich?
Claire Tyler: [goes up into the treehouse and takes Richard's signature glasses]
We probably should put him in his bed.
Alan Tyler: [Claire goes down; uses hid coat as a blanket for Richard; turning off a lantern; kisses his head; goes down the treehouse; and inside the house with Claire; closes the door, leaves, and the living room light turn off]
Let's let him sleep up here tonight. Love you, Richie. Good night, son.
Fantasy:
Ah! A happy ending.
Adventure:
Y'know what'd make this a real happy ending? A kiss.
Horror:
Okay.
Adventure:
Grr… I meant from her!
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The Pagemaster - Childhood Fears and Tuna Sandwiches
Claire Tyler: [offscreen; in bed]
Alan, every ten-year-old is afraid of something.
Alan Tyler: [offscreen; in bed]
The kid's afraid of tuna-fish sandwiches.
Claire Tyler:
Mercury levels in the tuna.
Alan Tyler:
Whatever.
Claire Tyler:
Alan, the world is a frightening place to him right now. I think we could be a little more supportive.
Alan Tyler: [offscreen; Claire turns on a light; looks at the treehouse on a dark and stormy night]
Supportive? I'm the most supportive father on earth, but I'm running out of supportive things to do. I signed him up for Little League, he drove everybody crazy with statistics about how you can develop tumors from being hit in the head with a ball. Did you know that shin splints can lead to blood clots in the legs? Claire, he brought in a medical journal. Nobody wanted to play after that. And now I'm building him a tree house, in a tree he refuses to climb.
Claire Tyler:
You know he hates heights.
Alan Tyler:
I don't know. I just want to be a good father.
Claire Tyler:
But you are a good father.
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