Memorable Quotes from Mercedes Ruehl
2 quotesVideo Game and Household Chores Collide
Computer game
You are standing in the cavern of the evil ice wizard. All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarves.
Mrs. Baskin
Josh, take out the garbage!
Josh
In a minute, Mom! Melt the wizard. Melt wizard.
[talking to himself; typing]
Computer game
What do you want to melt him with?
Josh
What do you think I want to use? Throw the thermal pod.
Mrs. Baskin
JOSH!! The garbage is starting to stink up the house! Take it out, NOW!!
Mr. Baskin
Josh, you heard your mother!
Computer game
Your hesitancy has cost you dearly. The wizard, sensing your apprehension, fires a fatal bolt from his ice scepter. With luck, you will thaw in several million years.
Josh
Great.
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A Mother's Threat to Protect Her Son
Mrs. Baskin
You have my son?
[on the phone]
Josh
Yes.
Mrs. Baskin
Look, if you touch one hair on his head, I swear I will spend the rest of my life making sure you suffer.
Josh
Wow, thanks.
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