Big - A Mother's Threat to Protect Her Son
Mrs. Baskin: [on the phone]
You have my son?
Josh:
Yes.
Mrs. Baskin:
Look, if you touch one hair on his head, I swear I will spend the rest of my life making sure you suffer.
Josh:
Wow, thanks.
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Big - Video Game and Household Chores Collide
Computer game:
You are standing in the cavern of the evil ice wizard. All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarves.
Mrs. Baskin:
Josh, take out the garbage!
Josh: [talking to himself; typing]
In a minute, Mom! Melt the wizard. Melt wizard.
Computer game:
What do you want to melt him with?
Josh:
What do you think I want to use? Throw the thermal pod.
Mrs. Baskin:
JOSH!! The garbage is starting to stink up the house! Take it out, NOW!!
Mr. Baskin:
Josh, you heard your mother!
Computer game:
Your hesitancy has cost you dearly. The wizard, sensing your apprehension, fires a fatal bolt from his ice scepter. With luck, you will thaw in several million years.
Josh:
Great.
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