Memorable Quotes from Mike Hagerty
3 quotesJob Loss and Unemployment Discussion
Glen the Manager
Anything wrong, Davy?
Davy
Yeah, I got paid today.
Glen
Yeah, I know what that's like.
Davy
No. You don't understand. They laid me off. I got one of these.
[holds up pink slip]
Glen
Yeah, I know how that feels.
Davy
Know what I'd like to do?
Glen
Yeah, I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still-beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.
Davy
Actually, I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union.
[blinks]
Glen
Well...the world's a twisted place.
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Tension Builds Among Passengers in Crisis
Dante
It's not working!
[constantly fails to open the locked fire door with the crowbar]
Harvey
Will you hurry up!
Annie
Wait, Dante! I think I've got something!
[returns to Dante with the much larger chainsaw that she got from the closet]
Dante
Whoa!
Annie
Everybody back off!
Passengers
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Dante
Yeah, we found the key!
Annie
Everybody, back off!
[activates her chainsaw; cuts a rectangular shape in the fire door with her chainsaw]
Passengers
What? What?
Annie
All right. Okay, okay. Kick. Can you kick it?
[continues activating her chainsaw]
Dante
Look out!
Annie
Can you get out? Can you guys get out?
[puts her already activated chainsaw a few inches closer to the rescued passengers]
Passenger
If you'll back off with the saw.
Annie
What?
Passenger
If you'll back off with the saw, we'll give it a try!
Annie
Oh, sorry! Sorry. Sorry.
[shuts off her chainsaw]
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Seeking a Ride Before Daylight
Kevin Kid Collins
Uh, how about a ride?
Truck Driver
Sorry. Company says no riders.
Kevin Kid Collins
I could ride in the back. Just til daylight. We'll probably run right into that darn crazy Jack Billingsley!
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