The Mad Ghoul - Musicians and Their Unpredictable Nature
Det. Garrity: [Regarding Eric]
Nothing ghoulish-looking about that guy to me.
Sgt. Macklin:
You can't tell about these musicians. A lot of them are pretty queer ducks.
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The Mad Ghoul - Cemetery Threats and Ghoul Dilemmas
Det. Garrity:
Anyone in this town who gets into a cemetery tonight won't get out alive.
Sgt. Macklin: [to Isabel]
Suppose he's two people, the man you love and the ghoul?
Egan (mortician):
For goodness sake, whatever you do, don't mar the coffin!
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Captive Wild Woman - Negotiations on Feeding Animals and Success
Curly: [referring to the new shipment of lions]
How many?
Fred Mason:
Forty.
Curly:
Well, I'll feed em, but you gotta explain meatless Tuesdays to em.
Beth Colman:
Gee, it's good having you back. Was the trip a success?
Fred Mason:
A success? Look! "Look! Twenty tigers, twenty lions, six zebras, eleven leopards... and Sheila!
Beth Colman:
Sheila?
Fred Mason:
The most gorgeous lady that ever came out of the jungles.
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