Mr. Nobody - The Uncertainty of Predicting the Future
Nemo aged 15: [to Harry]
It will happen on a Saturday. You will be behind the wheel of your car, you are whistling. You do not see the crossroads. All of a sudden, a train will hit from your left and you will be crushed.
Nemo's mother: [turns to Harry]
You're not funny! Nemo thinks he can predict the future.
Nemo aged 15:
I can.
Nemo's mother:
No one can predict the future, no one knows what's going to happen!
Nemo aged 15:
I do.
Nemo's mother: [slaps his face]
Well if you could, you'd know you were going to get that.
Nemo aged 15:
I knew you'd say that.
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