Condorman - Unexpected Reunion and Mission Update
Krokov: [turns on the lamp]
Hello, Natalia. Welcome home.
Natalia:
Sergei. I didn't expect you.
Krokov:
I'm sure you didn't, my dear. Nor did I expect you to travel to Istanbul to meet our American friend.
Natalia:
As I was going to tell you about. The meeting was supposed to be a civilian operation, eh? They sent a *top* agent. He was good.
Natalia:
Very smooth. And very tough. Almost as tough as you, Sergei.
Krokov:
And his name? Surely, when you were finding out how... tough... and how smooth he was, you found out his name?
Natalia:
He called himself Condorman.
Krokov:
Condorman? Quaint. But he is good. The way he handled those tree turks was impressive. But, you were stupid to be seen by a Chinese agent. And I cannot afford costly mistakes. Oh, my dear Natalia, that is why I have changed my mind about talking you with me to Monte Carlo. You need to be... re-educated, on the, teachings, of our masters.
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Condorman - Krokov's Disdain for Condorman's Identity
Krokov:
Have you seen this report on this Condorman? Or this man Wilkins? He is an AMATEUR, do you hear? He is NOT an agent of the CIA! He is a WRITER OF COMIC BOOKS!
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The Curse of the Werewolf - A Son's Plea for Deliverance
Leon Corledo:
Father, the bullet. Pepe the watchman has a silver bullet. Get it and use it. Use it on me, father! You must use it -- do you hear? You must use it! You must!
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The Adventures of Baron Munchausen - Discussion of a Nuclear Missile Prototype
Baron Munchausen:
What's this?
Vulcan:
Oh, this is our prototype. RX, uh, Intercontinental, radar-sneaky, multi-warheaded nuclear missile.
Baron Munchausen:
Ah! What does it do?
Vulcan:
Do? Kills the enemy.
Baron Munchausen:
All the enemy?
Vulcan:
Aye, all of them. All their wives, and all their children, and all their sheep, and all their cattle, and all their cats and dogs. All of them. All of them gone for good.
Sally:
That's horrible.
Vulcan:
Ahh. Well, you see, the advantage is you don't have to see one single one of them die. You just sit comfortably thousands of miles away from the battlefield and simply press the button.
Berthold:
Well, where's the fun in that?
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The Three Musketeers - Confrontation Between Musketeers and Authority
Jussac:
Ah! Musketeers! Dueling in defiance of the Edicts!
Athos:
This is a private matter, sir, will you please be on your way?
Jussac:
We have a duty to suppress disorder and arrest brawlers: put up your swords and come along with us, eh?
Athos:
Impossible!
Porthos:
Unthinkable!
Aramis:
Unlikely...
Jussac:
Then, we must charge you!
Aramis:
There are six of them, and we are only three!
D'artagnan: [impulsively]
No, four!
Porthos:
You're not one of us!
Athos:
This is not your affair, boy.
D'artagnan:
I may not have the tunic, but I have the heart of a Musketeer!
Jussac:
Young man, you may retire -- save your skin, and quickly!
Aramis:
What's your name, young man?
D'artagnan:
D'artagnan.
Aramis:
Very well. Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'artagnan -- Forward!
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The Three Musketeers - Scheduling a Duel Among Friends
Porthos:
Are you fighting this, ah, fellow? But I'm fighting him myself!
D'artagnan:
But not til one o'clock!
Aramis:
Oh, no, no, no, I'm fighting him this afternoon!
D'artagnan:
At two o'clock, sir!
Athos:
How long have you been in Paris?
D'artagnan:
Since eight o'clock this morning.
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The Three Musketeers - Miscommunication in Medical Diagnosis
Doctor:
It's a very clean sword-thrust. A souvenir of the Cardinal's Guard, eh, M. Athos?
Athos:
You're a liar. It's the smallpox.
Doctor:
One sees that immediately...
Athos:
Don't pretend you know one from the other -- or that it would make any difference to your treatment if you did!
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The Three Musketeers - A Risky Bet on Loyalty
Athos: [Of Porthos' and Aramis' tennis-playing skills; [w:Huguenot|Huguenot; [w:Pope|Papacy]
I'd rather wager on a ] for the ] than gamble on you two!
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The Three Musketeers - Warning About a Dangerous Adversary
Athos:
Let me tell you something about this...inconvenient gentleman of yours. His name is Rochefort. He's the Cardinal's living blade, and he is deadly. And, as for this Rochefort, if you see him walking on the other side of the road one day, don't bother to cross it, that's all.
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The Three Musketeers - The Future Seen Through a Glass
Athos:
You'll find, young man, the future looks rosier through the bottom of a glass.
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Gladiator - Winning the Crowd for Freedom
Maximus:
You ask me what I want. I, too, want to stand before the Emperor as you did.
Proximo:
Then listen to me. Learn from me. I wasn't the best because I killed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom.
Maximus:
I will win the crowd. I will give them something they have never seen before.
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Gladiator - Proximo's Dark Declaration of Intent
Proximo: [claps his hands]
I am Proximo! I will be closer to you in these next few days, which will be the last days of your miserable lives, than that bitch of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world! I did not pay good money for your company, I paid it so I could profit from your deaths! And just as your mother was there at your beginning, so I shall be there at your end. And when you die — and die you shall — your transition will be to the sound of … Gladiators, I salute you.
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