¡Three Amigos! - A Promise of Return
Lucky Day:
I'll come back some day.
Carmen:
Why?
Lucky Day: [stumbles over his words]
Well, I thought...
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¡Three Amigos! - Unexpected Outcomes in Planning Strategies
Dusty Bottoms:
Time for plan B. Plan A was to break into El Guapo's fortress.
Carmen:
And that you have done, now what?
Dusty Bottoms:
Well we really dont have a plan B. We didn't expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can overplan these things.
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¡Three Amigos! - Preparing for El Guapo's Birthday Celebration
Conchita: [El Guapo has kidnapped Carmen and taken her to his fortress]
Carmen, today is El Guapo's birthday, and tonight you are to be El Guapo's woman.
Carmen:
I would sooner die.
Conchita:
Let me prepare you for the way El Guapo makes love. Tell me, Carmen, do you know what foreplay is?
Carmen: [shakes her head, trembling slightly with fear]
No...
Conchita:
Good! Neither does El Guapo.
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¡Three Amigos! - Preference for the Less Intelligent Partner
Carmen:
I like the one who is not so smart.
Other girl:
Which one is that?
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