Memorable Quotes from Patricia Heaton
1 quoteBasketball Game Disruptions and Apologies
Bang
Excuse me. Oh, so sorry.
Nawt
Excuse me.
[They sit down next to a woman and a man.]
Bupkus
Ow! Get your feet out of my nose!
Nawt
Quiet, they're looking. Hey, it's basketball.
[Shushing, then to Bang and Blanko]
Bang
Where?
[Opens the coat]
Blanko
Whoa, now what?
Nawt
Hey hey!
Pound
What, what?
Nawt
She's looking again.
Bang
Close it up. Close it up.
[Closing the coat]
Blanko
Tightly.
Bupkus
You poked me again!
[Exclaims; He groans as the woman gets uncomfortable sitting next to them and she turns to her husband.]
Woman fan
Sweetheart?
Male fan
What?
Woman fan
I thought you were gonna get better seats this year.
Male fan
This is as good as I could get.
Woman fan
This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat.
Male fan
Honey, will ya just let me watch the game? Barkley's killing us.
[Annoyed]
Bang
Hey, someone's killing someone.
[Quietly]
Blanko
No. Seriously?
Pound
Wow, a killer. Let me see.
Nawt
There, that's him. The killer! He's big.
[Sees Charles Barkley and points at him]
Blanko
He's good.
[Smiling]
Pound
He's mine!
[Pushes down Blanko and smiles evilly; Closes the jacket]
Nawt
Okay, go get him.
Pound
Yeah, watch out.
Suns Player
Come on, get back on defense. Come on. Get back on "D", man!
[Pulling Charles by the jersey]
Paul Westphal
What are you doing?
Paul Westphal
Time-out! Call a time-out!
Suns player
What's wrong with you, man? You're killing us!
Nawt
Okay, let him in. Open up.
Blanko
Open.
Bupkus
Wow! He did it!
[happily]
Pound
I got it! I got his talent!
[Comes out of the ball and smiles gleefully; Pointing to Charles Barkley's talent]
Bang
All right!
Blanko
Super.
Paul Westphal
Sit down, Chuck.
Charles Barkley
Hey, man. I'm fine. I am fine.
[Sits down and grabs a towel]
Paul Westphal
No, no, no. I'm playing you too many minutes.
Charles Barkley
I'm not tired.
Paul Westphal
Go get the doctor.
[To assistant coach]
Knicks Player #1
What's up, man? You all right?
Patrick Ewing
Yeah, man.
Knicks Player #1
You sure?
Knicks Player #2
Come on, we're okay. We're okay. You're all right. Come on, let's go.
Referee
Come on, Patrick, it's show time.
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