Memorable Quotes from Paula Prentiss
5 quotesBetrayal Among Friends in Stepford
Bobbie Markowe
Joanna! How could you do a thing like that? When I was just going to give you coffee! When I was just going to give you coffee! How could you do a thing like that? I thought we were friends! I thought we were friends... I thought we were friends...
[after being stabbed]
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Confusion Over Unspoken Housewife Standards
Bobbie Markowe
I just don't get it. It's like there's this contest, okay? And the housewife with the cleanest house gets ] for Christmas... but nobody will tell the rules!
[[w:Robert Redford|Robert Redford]
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Endless Apologies for Past Mistakes
Bobbie Markowe
If I were to apologize for every time I got smashed, I'd spend my life wandering around saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry".
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Struggling with Freedom and Conformity
Bobbie Markowe
I'm also an ex-Gothamite, who's been living here in Ajax country for just over a month now, and I'm going crazy. You see doctor, my problem is that given complete freedom of choice, I don't WANT to squeeze the goddamn Charmin!
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The Concept of Semi-Virginity Explained
Liz Bien
You're right. I must face my problems. I can't go through life being a semi-virgin.
Michael James
What, in the name of all that is gracious, is a semi-virgin?
Liz Bien
Here, I'm a virgin. In America, I'm not.
Michael James
What do they do? Stamp it on your passport?
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