Surf 2 - Concerns Over Cola's Effects on Children
Beaker:
This cola may be causing very serious physiological damage!
Bob's Dad:
Like what?
Beaker:
I didn't want to say it...uh, Bob's Dad, but this cola may be turning your kids into zombies!
Principal Daddy-O:
What a dork.
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Surf 2 - Anatomy and Physiology in Surf Culture
Bob:
So what is he?
Beaker:
Don't know. Anatomically, he seems as human as you and me. His physiology seems to be physically altered. No human I know could eat like that and still surf. None.
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Surf 2 - Miscommunication About Life and Death
Beaker: [cuts into a zombie corpse with a bone saw. It screams.]
I thought you said he was dead!
Chuck:
Maybe he was sleeping.
Beaker: [maniacally continues cutting]
NOT ANYMORE!
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