The Ladykillers - A Change of Heart About an Umbrella
The Sergeant:
Mrs. Wilberforce, wait! Just a moment! (holding out the umbrella) You forgot it, mum.
Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce:
(Reaches for it, then changes her mind) Oh. Oh, no I don't think I want it. I never liked it. Now I can buy a dozen new ones.
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