Memorable Quotes from Raphael Sbarge
5 quotesConversation About Last Night's Events
Miles
What happened?
Joel
Last night?
Miles
That's right - with Kessler.
Joel
She was babysitting down the street...
Miles
We know that!
Joel
So I went over there. It turns out that, uh, she was giving the kid a bath and accidentally hit the shower thing...
Miles
That could happen.
Joel
...and all her clothes were drying upstairs. So she plops down right on the kitchen floor and she looks up at me and says I think I'm in the mood.
Barry
She said that? What did you say?
Joel
I didn't have to say anything.
Glenn
Whatcha do?
Joel
What do you think I did?
Glenn
I think you got the hell out of there, ran home, and wacked off.
Miles
I disagree. Did you have your bike there?
Joel
Yeah.
Miles
I think you jumped on your bike, peddled home, and wacked off!
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Cultural Misunderstandings and Humor in Conversation
Vince Latello
Son of a bitch, what do you call this wawa?
Sherman
I believe you'd call him a Neanderthal man.
Vince Latello
Well, I don't care what country he's from!
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My Science Project - Dialogue 5
Sherman
This plant has been extinct for sixty billion years!
Vince Latello
Yeah? Well I ain't ever seen one before!
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Discussion on the Type of Book Needed
Michael Harlan
We need a book.
[at the school library counter]
Sherman
Oh, a car book?
Vince Latello
A car book?
[mockingly]
Michael Harlan
No, a book on strange things.
Sherman
Like Vince.
Vince Latello
Hey, sayonara, dicknose!
[grabs Sherman]
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A Challenge Awaits in Confrontation
Sentry
Morituri te salutant.
Vince Latello
Yo, Sherman. What did he say?
Sherman
He's going to kick your ass.
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