Risky Business - Conversation About Last Night's Events
Miles:
What happened?
Joel:
Last night?
Miles:
That's right - with Kessler.
Joel:
She was babysitting down the street...
Miles:
We know that!
Joel:
So I went over there. It turns out that, uh, she was giving the kid a bath and accidentally hit the shower thing...
Miles:
That could happen.
Joel:
...and all her clothes were drying upstairs. So she plops down right on the kitchen floor and she looks up at me and says I think I'm in the mood.
Barry:
She said that? What did you say?
Joel:
I didn't have to say anything.
Glenn:
Whatcha do?
Joel:
What do you think I did?
Glenn:
I think you got the hell out of there, ran home, and wacked off.
Miles:
I disagree. Did you have your bike there?
Joel:
Yeah.
Miles:
I think you jumped on your bike, peddled home, and wacked off!
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My Science Project - Cultural Misunderstandings and Humor in Conversation
Vince Latello:
Son of a bitch, what do you call this wawa?
Sherman:
I believe you'd call him a Neanderthal man.
Vince Latello:
Well, I don't care what country he's from!
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My Science Project - A Challenge Awaits in Confrontation
Sentry:
Morituri te salutant.
Vince Latello:
Yo, Sherman. What did he say?
Sherman:
He's going to kick your ass.
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My Science Project - Discussion on the Type of Book Needed
Michael Harlan: [at the school library counter]
We need a book.
Sherman:
Oh, a car book?
Vince Latello: [mockingly]
A car book?
Michael Harlan:
No, a book on strange things.
Sherman:
Like Vince.
Vince Latello: [grabs Sherman]
Hey, sayonara, dicknose!
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My Science Project - My Science Project - Dialogue 5
Sherman:
This plant has been extinct for sixty billion years!
Vince Latello:
Yeah? Well I ain't ever seen one before!
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