Rashida JonesQuotes

Rashida Jones
Birthday
February 25th, 1976
From
Los Angeles, California, USA
Actor

Our Idiot Brother - Unexpected Legal Tensions Among Friends

Ned: Okay, I, I really didn't want to get litigious, but I brought a lawyer.
Cindy: [off-screen, shouting into the phone] Well, I am sorry I don't have a big, throbbing cock for you!
Janet: That's some Ivy League shit out there, man.

The Social Network - Facebook's Global Reach and Personal Rivalries

Marylin Delpy: What are you doing?
Mark Zuckerberg: Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia.
Marylin Delpy: [pause] Bosnia. They don't have roads, but they have Facebook. You must really hate the Winklevosses.
Mark Zuckerberg: I don't hate anybody. The "Winklevii" aren't suing me for intellectual property theft. They're suing me because for the first time in their lives, things didn't go exactly the way they were supposed to for them.

The Social Network - Perception of Truth in Creation Myths

Mark Zuckerberg: I'm not a bad guy.
Marylin Delpy: I know that. When there's emotional testimony, I assume that 85% of it is exaggeration.
Mark Zuckerberg: And the other 15?
Marylin Delpy: Perjury. Creation myths need a Devil.

The Social Network - Striving for Connection Amid Misunderstanding

Marylin Delpy: You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.

The Social Network - Cost of a Speeding Ticket

Marylin Delpy: [to Mark, telling him to settle with the Winkelvoss twins for $65 million] Pay them. In the scheme of things, it's a speeding ticket.