Memorable Quotes from Rashida Jones
5 quotesCost of a Speeding Ticket
Marylin Delpy
Pay them. In the scheme of things, it's a speeding ticket.
[to Mark, telling him to settle with the Winkelvoss twins for $65 million]
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Striving for Connection Amid Misunderstanding
Marylin Delpy
You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.
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Unexpected Legal Tensions Among Friends
Ned
Okay, I, I really didn't want to get litigious, but I brought a lawyer.
Cindy
Well, I am sorry I don't have a big, throbbing cock for you!
[off-screen, shouting into the phone]
Janet
That's some Ivy League shit out there, man.
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Perception of Truth in Creation Myths
Mark Zuckerberg
I'm not a bad guy.
Marylin Delpy
I know that. When there's emotional testimony, I assume that 85% of it is exaggeration.
Mark Zuckerberg
And the other 15?
Marylin Delpy
Perjury. Creation myths need a Devil.
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Facebook's Global Reach and Personal Rivalries
Marylin Delpy
What are you doing?
Mark Zuckerberg
Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia.
Marylin Delpy
Bosnia. They don't have roads, but they have Facebook. You must really hate the Winklevosses.
[pause]
Mark Zuckerberg
I don't hate anybody. The "Winklevii" aren't suing me for intellectual property theft. They're suing me because for the first time in their lives, things didn't go exactly the way they were supposed to for them.
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