Memorable Quotes from Richard Ayoade
3 quotesUnexpected Greetings and Disagreements
Jamarcus
Nice to meet you.
Manfred
Fuck you, curly!
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Discussion on Quality of Items
Jamarcus
Can I just say, Bob, that these are the shits?
[about the uniforms]
Franklin
Just "the shit.
Jamarcus
These are just shit.
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Unconventional Heroic Fantasies Discussed Among Friends
Jamarcus
I have this one scenario in my mind. I kinda hope it plays out like this: young, sexy, Asian housewife, alone at night, frightened. A noise out by the trash cans. Best call the neighborhood watch. I show up, look heroic, and then... get this - she sucks my balls.
Franklin
I'm also interested in that happening to me.
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