Rick Garcia Quotes

Rick Garcia What's going on? What happened in there?!

Lou Bloom You should've walked in and looked, Rick, if you're half-curious -- that's what I'm paying you to do! You need to show initiative. There is no better way to achieve job security than by making yourself an indispensable employee.

Rick Garcia I heard gunshots!

Lou Bloom All the more reason! You might've helped me, you might've learned a new skill that made you more useful and put us on a track toward growth!

Rick Garcia You gotta call the cops.

Lou Bloom And we will. At the right time.

Rick Garcia You saw him. You saw him.

Lou Bloom I can't jeopardize my businesses success for an untrustworthy employee

Rick Garcia You're crazy. You're crazy.

Lou Bloom You abused my bargaining power; you would've done it again.

Rick Garcia I don't know. I don't know.

Lou Bloom I know, I know.

Fletch Do you have caviar?

Waiter Si señor, Beluga, but it is 80 dollars a portion.

Fletch Well, I better just take two portions of that, then.

Rick Garcia Hey man, don't film that! He's one of us!

Lou Bloom Not anymore, Rick. We're professionals - he's a sale

Waiter Excuse me señor, you are a member of the club?

Fletch No, I'm here with the Underhills.

Waiter The Underhills? They are left, Señor.

Fletch Oh they'll be back. He went out for his urinalysis.

Waiter Would you like some drinks, señor, while you wait? I will put it on the Underhills bill.

Fletch Oh, yes. Very good. I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich and a...steak sandwich.