Memorable Quotes from Rick Vallin
3 quotesMisunderstanding Leads to Uncovering Disturbing Secrets
Mugs
We was decoratin that house.
[to Jack]
Glimpy
Yeah, we thought it was yours.
Mugs
We found a printin press with a lot of Nazi propaganda.
Glimpy
Yeah, we thought it was yours.
Mugs
So, we moved it over here.
Glimpy
Yeah, then we found out that was yours.
Mugs
So, we moved it back again.
Jack
Nazi propaganda?
Mugs
Sure!
Jack
So, that's why they didn't want us to come out here. Why didn't you call the police?
Glimpy
We thought it was yours!
Jack
Is there a phone next door?
Mugs
Yeah, but that ain't yours.
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Misunderstanding Between Friends About Decor
Mugs
You really think the place looks pretty nice, huh?
Jack
Oh, it's fine, Mugs.
Glimpy
Yeah. It could look better with some of them pictures on the wall, those, uh, paintings, those moralls.
Mugs
Not moralls, morales!
Jack
Look, uh, you guys mean, uh, murals?
Mugs
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. He threw me off, you know. He's dumb sometimes.
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Unexpected Consequences of Choices in Humor
Jack
What a honeymoon.
[dejected, sitting on a coach next to Betty, in a quarantined room, surrounded by the East Side Kids]
Mugs
Y'always gotta do everything the hard way. Everybody else gets plain, ordinary, common measles. So, you gotta go out and dig up German measles.
[to Glimpy]
Glimpy
Who are you pickin on me for? Did I know dem guys were Nazis?
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