Cecil B. Demented - Disagreement Over Limousine Color and Contract
Honey Whitlock:
A WHITE fucking LIMOUSINE?!
Libby:
Nobody will know, we're in Baltimore!
Honey Whitlock:
Do I look like Liberace's god-damn boyfriend for Christ sake? I have black limousine only in my contract!
Libby:
The charity probably made the arrangement, it was a honest mistake.
Honey Whitlock:
Do I look like a coke dealer?!
Libby:
No, Ms. Whitlock.
Honey Whitlock:
Do I look like I am going to the FUCKING PROM?!
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Cecil B. Demented - Questioning the Presidential Suite's History
Honey Whitlock:
Libby, do you think that Pat Nixon got fucked in this hotel room?
Libby:
What?
Honey Whitlock:
It is called the Presidential Suite, isn't it?
Libby:
Yes, but...
Honey Whitlock:
I bet she did. Call the manager and ask him.
Libby:
I can't ask that! Pat Nixon was a stroke victim!
Honey Whitlock:
I believe it is your job to ask, is it not? Now call downstairs and ask the manager if Pat Nixon got fucked in my hotel room. I want to know.
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Cecil B. Demented - Disdain for Local Cuisine in a Small Town
Honey Whitlock:
Look at this dump of a town. Get me the fuck back to LA, God, if one more asshole mentions a crab cake to me I'm going to puke.
Libby:
Well did you try the steamed crabs, they're red and really... tasty.
Honey Whitlock:
No, I did not! I'm not interested in any kind of meal that you have to beat with a fucking mallet wearing some stupid kind of little bib!
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Serial Mom - Tension Escalates Among Family and Detectives
Eugene Sutphin: [during sex with Beverly]
Oh honey, you are hot tonight!
Chip Sutphin: [in response to Misty telling the family about her new love interest]
You sure can pick em.
Misty Sutphin: [[w:Charles Manson|Charles Manson]
Chip! Our mother is ]!
Ralph Sterner: [while having teeth drilled]
Help me Betty! He's worse than the dentist in the Marathon Man!
Marvin Pickles:
There was a lady in the men's room, I swear! A pretty little lady, in the stall right next to me!
Police woman:
Bingo boys, bust the bitch.
Emma Lou Jenson: [talking to her dog]
Come on, lick Mommy's feet. Get em all wet!
Detective:
Proceed with caution; she is armed. And fuckin nuts!
Mrs. Jenson: [having to pay $1 extra to Chip for not rewinding the film]
Keep the change you son of a psycho!
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