Memorable Quotes from Ricki Lake
4 quotesTension Escalates Among Family and Detectives
Eugene Sutphin
Oh honey, you are hot tonight!
[during sex with Beverly]
Chip Sutphin
You sure can pick em.
[in response to Misty telling the family about her new love interest]
Misty Sutphin
Chip! Our mother is ]!
[[w:Charles Manson|Charles Manson]
Ralph Sterner
Help me Betty! He's worse than the dentist in the Marathon Man!
[while having teeth drilled]
Marvin Pickles
There was a lady in the men's room, I swear! A pretty little lady, in the stall right next to me!
Police woman
Bingo boys, bust the bitch.
Emma Lou Jenson
Come on, lick Mommy's feet. Get em all wet!
[talking to her dog]
Detective
Proceed with caution; she is armed. And fuckin nuts!
Mrs. Jenson
Keep the change you son of a psycho!
[having to pay $1 extra to Chip for not rewinding the film]
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Disagreement Over Limousine Color and Contract
Honey Whitlock
A WHITE fucking LIMOUSINE?!
Libby
Nobody will know, we're in Baltimore!
Honey Whitlock
Do I look like Liberace's god-damn boyfriend for Christ sake? I have black limousine only in my contract!
Libby
The charity probably made the arrangement, it was a honest mistake.
Honey Whitlock
Do I look like a coke dealer?!
Libby
No, Ms. Whitlock.
Honey Whitlock
Do I look like I am going to the FUCKING PROM?!
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Disdain for Local Cuisine in a Small Town
Honey Whitlock
Look at this dump of a town. Get me the fuck back to LA, God, if one more asshole mentions a crab cake to me I'm going to puke.
Libby
Well did you try the steamed crabs, they're red and really... tasty.
Honey Whitlock
No, I did not! I'm not interested in any kind of meal that you have to beat with a fucking mallet wearing some stupid kind of little bib!
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Questioning the Presidential Suite's History
Honey Whitlock
Libby, do you think that Pat Nixon got fucked in this hotel room?
Libby
What?
Honey Whitlock
It is called the Presidential Suite, isn't it?
Libby
Yes, but...
Honey Whitlock
I bet she did. Call the manager and ask him.
Libby
I can't ask that! Pat Nixon was a stroke victim!
Honey Whitlock
I believe it is your job to ask, is it not? Now call downstairs and ask the manager if Pat Nixon got fucked in my hotel room. I want to know.
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