Memorable Quotes from Robby Kiger
4 quotesMisunderstanding About War and Spies
Patrick
Maybe he's a German spy.
[about Scary German Guy]
Sean
Oh good one! We're not at war with Germany anymore.
Phoebe
We're at war with Vietnam.
Sean
What?
Phoebe
It's in ]!
[[Rambo]
Horace
You guys, guess what happened!
Sean
Whoa, Fat Kid...
[collects himself]
Horace
Rudy saved my life! Do you think we can talk him into joining the monster club? Can we?
Sean
Huddle.
Patrick
Sean, he's in junior high.
Phoebe
I heard he killed his dad.
Horace
Get outta here, "Phoebe the Feeb"!
Sean
We should let him in on one condition...
Sean/Patrick/Horace
Monster test.
[in unison]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Influence of Isaac in the Town
Job
Don't worry, Mister. You'll be safe here. Isaac and Malachai don't know about this place.
Burt
Enough! Who are Isaac and Malachai?
Job
Isaac started the whole thing. He's a boy preacher who came to this town three years ago. At nine-years-old back then, he had a charming way that appealed to all the kids and teens like us to follow him with his own teachings of the bible and of the Old Testiment. But me and Sarah thought he was just plain weird.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Debate on Wolf Man's Driving Ability
Sean
Wolf Man can not drive a car.
Patrick
Yes, he can.
Sean
No, he can't.
Patrick
Yes, he can; look, all I'm saying is, Sean, he could if he had to.
Sean
He could not! You're being such a dork!
Patrick
I know you are, but what am I?
Sean
A dork.
Patrick
I know you are, but what am I?
Sean
Oh great, Phoebe. A dork.
[sees his younger sister Phoebe approach and eventually join them; Then, to Patrick once again]
Patrick
I know you are, but what am I?
Sean
A dork.
Patrick
I know you are, but what am I?
Sean
Infinity! Look, Wolf Man doesn't go to work. He's not like a guy.
[annoyed]
Patrick
What're you talking about? He walks around, he wears pants.
Sean
He had to wear pants, those movies were made in the Forties! He had to wear em so you wouldn't see his......wolf dork!
[He and Phoebe walk on ahead]
Patrick
Wolf dork"?!
[comes to a complete halt and lifts his sunglasses to stare at Sean in disbelief. Then, incredulously...]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Presence of He Who Walks Behind
Job
I wish Isaac never came here.
Sarah
But he's always been here, just like He Who Walks Behind The Rows.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.