Robert Pastorelli Quotes

Timmons Please don't hurt my mules!

Carlotta What the fucking cock you tryin to get away with?

Foley I'm checking you for a wire, man.

Carlotta Get fuckin outta here.

Vinnie Oh, hey, hey, hey!

Foley Why can't I check ya?

Vinnie Ho, ho, ho! Stop the bullshit. Stop the bullshit! Stop this bullshit. Cut the bullshit. Cut the bullshit right now. Cut the bullshit, man.

Foley If he ain't a cop, if he ain't wired, why can't I- why can't I frisk him? Why can't- Why won't he let me frisk him, then? Then why can't I frisk him if he ain't got no wire on?

Vinnie Look, I got 2000 blank American Express cards, right now. Gold. You got the money, you wanna do business or what?

Foley I have the money and I do wanna do business, but with you. I ain't doing nothing in front of this dude, cause this dude is a cop. I know when I can smell a pig inside the room. I used to be a Muslim, man. And I know that's pork over here. And th... Yes, pork! It's definitely pork. I ain't doin shit around this dude, man. You wanna do business, you know where to find me. Fuck you, man. Allahu Akbar.

Huey Driscoll Can I just pull on your wings to see how they're attached?

Michael Why don't you pull on your pecker to see how it's attached?

Pansy Milbank Hey. Language.

Frank Quinlan An angel that says "pecker.

Pansy Milbank Language.

Timmons He He, Put that in your book!

Timmons I'll bet someone back east is going, Now why don't he write?

Timmons Somebuddy poked me in my butt...was dat you?