Memorable Quotes from Robert Ridgely
1 quoteChaos Unfolds After Solving the Alphabet Crimes
Chief Lutz
What the hell have you done here? Looks like a goddamn war zone. What in the hell have you done, Taggart? Tell me.
[Arriving with his assitant Biddle and Mayor Ted Egan]
Rosewood
We solved the Alphabet crimes.
Chief Lutz
You shut up! Who the hell is talking to you? I personally solved the Alphabet case up in a body bag over an hour ago. And you, I don't give a goddamn what agency you say you're working for, you're in jail, buddy.
[to Axel]
Rosewood
Chief, wait a...
Chief Lutz
SHUT UP! What the hell do you think you're doing, bringing a fire fight in the middle of my city? You're out of the cop business for good, forever!
Rosewood
Will you just listen a minute?
Chief Lutz
Shut up! You shut your mouth once and for all!
Rosewood
NO GODDAMN IT, YOU SHUT UP! This is what the Alphabet crimes are all about... guns!
Chief Lutz
Guns?
Rosewood
That guy sold them, and Dent bought em with stolen money from Adriano's and his own racetrack. He was on his way to Central America. And if you'd bothered to take your head out of your ass, YOU'D SEE WE SOLVED THE WHOLE GODDAMN THING!
[points to Nikos Thomopolis, who is being arrested; Simultaneously, another sgt. hands Mayor Egan Thomopolis' notebook and the mayor looks at it]
Chief Lutz
You watch yourself.
Mayor Egan
Just a minute. Lutz. Why didn't I know about this?
[Looks at the notes again]
Taggart
Because Chief Lutz doesn't have the guts to hear the truth from real cops. That's why we had to go undercover with Detective Foley to solve this case.
Chief Lutz
That cuts it, Taggart! You're fired!
Taggart
Yeah? Kiss my ass!
Chief Lutz
KISS MINE! You're fired too!
[Turns to Rosewood]
Mayor Egan
Lutz
Chief Lutz
Isn't that right?
Mayor Egan
I think I've just about had it with your abusive attitude.
Chief Lutz
I'm sorry, I get carried away, I'm sorry.
Mayor Egan
You're fired. Do you understand that?
Chief Lutz
Don't overreact, Ted. Please.
Mayor Egan
You're fired. I want you out of here now. Get out of here! FIRED!
Chief Lutz
You'll regret this, Ted.
Mayor Egan
I regret it. Now I've regretted it for the last two months.
[Turns to Biddle]
Harold Lutz
You'll regret this!
[Simultaneously]
Mayor Egan
You're fired too, You're out of here, get out of here.
[Simultaneously]
Biddle
Aw I didn't do anything. I didn't... I didn't do anything.
[Simultaneously]
Mayor Egan
Will you get out? Get out!
[Simultaneously]
Foley
Are they civilians now?
Mayor Egan
You bet.
Foley
I'm gonna kick your ass later!
Mayor Egan
Axel, thank you so much, really. I've gotta go to a charity meeting, food for the homeless for Beverly Hills. But Tomorrow...
Foley
Oh. Food for the Homeless Wait a second, I'd like to make a donation sir. Here's $200 in the name of Sidney Bernstein. That's my alias. I don't like a lot of publicity.
Mayor Egan
Thank you, Axel... I mean, Sidney Bernstein. Thank you, gentlemen very much.
Rosewood
Thank you, sir.
Mayor Egan
Thank you.
Foley
If you get your head out of your ass long enough"? "Kiss my ass"? You're getting more and more like me every day. Next thing you know, you're gonna have afros... Big dicks and all.
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