Barely Legal - Collaboration in Pursuit of a Film Dream
Hairdresser:
Come on. I just wanna...just make one film. You know, just...to see what it's like.
Roger:
That's great, but how can I help you?
Hairdresser:
Ah...I get it. You do for me, if I do for you. That's how it works. Okay.
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Barely Legal - Nature's Primal Behaviors Explored in Class
Deacon:
Shup up and listen to me. I figured out a way to get back on the Tony Montana track. So I'm at the zoo today...
Biology / Health Teacher:
People. People. Witness the miracle of nature at its most primal.
Deacon: [Narrating]
And these monkeys are doing it. They're going insane and Ms. Ariel is videotaping it.
Biology / Health Teacher: [puts on a blank expression on her face]
With one...final thrust...of his engorged penis, the male deposits his seed...and moves on. Probably to a younger...more desirable female. One who doesn't have any issues. Whatever that means.
Deacon: [Narrating]
And that's when it hit me.
Biology / Health Teacher:
Incoming!
Deacon: [Narrating]
...Well, Roger, actually.
Roger:
A little help?
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Not Another Teen Movie - Confrontation and Humor in a Teen Setting
Mitch:
EAT.... MY.... SHORTS!
Vernon:
Ok son you just bought yourself another!
Mitch:
Oh I'm shaking!
Vernon:
Ok that's another!
Mitch:
So...
Vernon:
Do you want me to keep going? Just say the word and I'll go...
Mitch:
GO!
Vernon:
Eeny, meeny, miney...?
Mitch:
Mo?
Vernon:
Your mother was a...?
Mitch:
Ho?
Vernon:
Who was the famous clown?
Mitch:
Bobo?
Ox: [whispers]
Mitch, cut it out, stop.
Vernon:
That's another!
Ox:
But I was just....
Vernon:
Another!
Bruce:
Wait is that another one for Ox, or Mitch?
Vernon:
Another!
Bruce:
I confused.
Vernon: [[w:Wang Chung|Wang Chung]
Shut your hole, ]! I got y'all now, for rest of your lives, you're mine. If I have to come back in here again, I'm cracking skulls!
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