Gremlins - Unexpected Encounters in a Festive Setting
Sheriff Frank:
My god, Frye, that was Mrs. Deagle.
Deputy Brent:
Jesus, Frank, that's Dave Morris! He does Santa every year!
Sheriff Frank:
Yeah, but what the hell is he doing now? What's that stuff he's got all over him?!
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Gremlins - Transformation of a Creature Explained
Sheriff Frank:
Tell me something, Billy. How does a cute little creature like this turn into a thousand ugly monsters?
Billy:
Well, this is before it enters the pupal stage.
Deputy Brent:
The pupal stage?
Billy:
Yeah, right. Plus it multiplies with water.
Deputy Brent:
Aw, Christ!
Sheriff Frank:
Brent, why don't you give the kid some water?
Billy:
I wouldn't do that, sheriff.
Sheriff Frank:
Sheriff's office. Yeah, speaking... What?... Oh no... Yeah, we'll be right over.
Deputy Brent:
Who was that?
Sheriff Frank:
The Futtermans. Something about a snowplow, a freak accident...
Billy:
It's the creatures! The creatures are making it look like an accident! Sheriff! WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME?!
Sherriff Frank:
You listen to me, kid! Go on home, take little Gizmo, sit by the fire and open your Christmas presents, okay? Atta boy!
Deputy Brent: [as he and Frank leave]
Let me drive.
Sheriff Frank:
No, you're drunk.
Deputy Brent:
You always get to drive!
Sheriff Frank:
Cause I'm the sheriff, asshole!
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Gremlins - Discussion on Gremlins' Nature
Sheriff Frank:
Gremlins, huh?
Billy:
Yes.
Sheriff Frank:
Little monsters?
Billy:
Right.
Sheriff Frank:
Hundreds of them?
Billy:
I don't know, maybe thousands. Look, I know it sounds crazy. I know it does, but in a matter of hours, this town's going to become a major disaster area! You have got to warn people!
Sheriff Frank:
You think the kid is drunk?
Deputy Brent:
No, but you are!
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