Shane Meier Quotes

Unforgiven

Reflecting on Past Lives and Choices

Ned Logan Hell, Will. We ain't bad men no more. Shit, we're farmers.

Will Munny Should be easy killing them, supposing they don't go on down to Texas first.

Ned How long has it been since you fired a gun at a man, Will? Nine, ten years?

Will Eleven.

Ned Easy, huh? Hell, I don't know that it was all that easy even back then. And we was young and full of beans. I mean, if you was mad at em, Will, I mean. If they'd done you some wrong, I could see shooting em.

Will We done stuff for money before, Ned.

Ned Yeah, we thought we did. All right, so what did these fellas do? Cheat at cards? Steal some strays? Spit on a rich fella? What?

Will No, they cut up a woman.

Ned What?

Will Yeah, they cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her fingers off, cut her teats, everything but her cunny, I suppose.

Ned I'll be dogg - Golly, I guess they got it comin'. Course, you know, Will, if Claudia was alive you wouldn't be doin this.

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Unforgiven

Payment and Consequences in Unforgiven

Delilah Fitzgerald Are you really going to kill them cowboys?

Will Munny I guess. There's still a payment comin', isn't there?

Delilah Them other two, your friends, they been takin advances on the payment.

[nods]

Will Advances?

Delilah Free ones.

Will Free ones?

Delilah Alice and Silky been givin em free ones.

Will Oh, I see.

Delilah Would you like a free one?

Will No, I guess not.

Delilah I uh— I didn't mean with me. I meant Alice and Silky would be happy to give you a free one if you really wanted one, I guess. That's all I meant.

Will Oh, I didn't mean I didn't want a free one on account of you being cut up and all. What I said the other day about lookin like me, that ain't true. You ain't ugly like me. It's just that we both have got scars. But you're a beautiful woman and if I was to want a free one I'd want it with you, I guess, more than them other two. It's just that I can't on account of my wife.

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Unforgiven

Fear of Death and Its Manifestation

Will Munny I seen him, Ned. I seen the angel of death. I seen a river, Ned. He's got snake eyes!

Ned Logan Who Will? Who's got snake eyes?

Will It's the angel of death. Oh Ned, I'm scared of dyin'.

Ned Easy, partner. Easy.

Will I seen Claudia too.

Ned That's good, Will. That's good you saw Claudia, ain't it?

Will Her face was all covered with worms! Oh Ned, I'm scared. I'm dyin'. Keep your word. Don't tell nobody — don't tell my kids — none of the things I done. Hear me?

Ned All right, Will.

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Unforgiven

First Kill Discussion Between Characters

Schofield Kid Say, Will?

Will Munny Yeah?

Kid That was the first one.

Will First one what?

Kid First one I ever killed.

Will Yeah?

Kid You know how I said I shot five men? It weren't true. That Mexican who come at me with a knife? I just busted his leg with a shovel. I didn't kill him or nothin neither.

Will Well, you sure killed the hell outta that fella today.

Kid Hell yeah! I killed the hell out of him, didn't I? Three shots and he was takin a shit!

Will Take a drink, kid.

Kid Jesus Christ! It don't seem real. Guy ain't gonna never breathe again ever. Now he's dead, and the other one too, all on account of pullin a trigger.

Will It's a hell of a thing, killin a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

Kid Yeah. Well, I guess they had it comin'.

Will We all have it comin', kid.

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Unforgiven

Will Munny's Warning About Respect and Retribution

Will Munny You better bury Ned right! Better not cut up nor otherwise harm no whores, or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches.

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Unforgiven

Reputation and Perception of a Killer

Schofield Kid Like I was saying, you don't look no meaner-than-hell, cold-blooded damn killer.

Will Munny Maybe I ain't.

Kid Yeah, well, Uncle Pete says you was the meanest goddamn son of a bitch alive, and if I ever wanted a partner for a killin', you were the worst one. Meaning the best, on account as you're as cold as the snow and you don't have no weak nerve nor fear.

Will Pete said that, huh?

Kid Yeah, yeah he did. I'm a damn killer myself, cept, uh, I ain't killed as many as you on account of my youth.

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Unforgiven

Confrontation in a Bar Establishment

Will Munny Who's the fella owns this shithole? You, fat man, speak up.

[to Fatty]

Skinny Dubois Uh, I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.

Will You better clear out of there.

[to the man behind Skinny]

Man Yes, sir!

Little Bill Daggett Just hold it right there. Hold it! Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!

[Will shoots Skinny]

Will Well, he should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

Little Bill You'd be William Munny out of Missouri, killer of women and children.

Will That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another, and I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned. You boys better move away.

[to the men standing near Bill]

Little Bill All right, gentlemen, he's got one barrel left. When he fires that, take out your pistols and shoot him down like the mangy scoundrel he is! Misfire! kill the son of a bitch!

[Will's trigger clicks]

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Unforgiven

A Vow of Ruthless Retribution

Will Munny All right now, I'm comin out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him. Any son of a bitch that takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, burn his damn house down!

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Unforgiven

A Plea for Compassion Amidst Desperation

Davey I'm dyin boys. Jesus, I'm so thirsty.

Will Munny Give him a drink of water, goddamn it. Will you give him a drink of water for Christ's sake? We ain't gonna shoot.

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Unforgiven

Strategic Targeting in Gunfights Explained

W.W. Beauchamp Who'd you kill first? Was it Little Bill?

Will Munny What?

Beauchamp When confronted by superior numbers, an experienced gunfighter will always fire on the best shot first.

Will Is that a fact?

Beauchamp Yeah, Little Bill told me that.

Will I was lucky in the order, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killin folks.

Unforgiven

Trust and Doubt in Unforgiven

Will Munny Wanna help me count this, kid?

Schofield Kid I trust you.

Will Don't go trusting me too much.

Unforgiven

Ned Logan's Nostalgia for Comforts of Home

Ned Logan I sure do miss my bed.

Will Munny You said that last night.

Ned No. last night I said I missed my wife. Tonight I just miss my dadgummed bed.

Unforgiven

Choosing Life Over Violence

Schofield Kid You go on. Keep it. I'm never gonna use it again. I don't kill nobody no more. I ain't like you, Will. Go on, keep it — all of it. It's yours.

[handing Will his gun; indicating the money]

Will Munny What about the spectacles and fancy clothes?

Kid I guess I'd rather be blind and ragged than dead.

Will You don't have to worry, kid. I ain't gonna kill you. You're the only friend I got.

Unforgiven

Confrontation of Fate and Justice

Little Bill Daggett I don't deserve this—to die like this. I was building a house.

Will Munny Deserve's got nothing to do with it.

[aims gun]

Little Bill I'll see you in hell, William Munny!

Will Yeah.

[fires]

Unforgiven

A Changed Man's Reluctant Return to Violence

Will Munny I ain't the same, Ned! Claudia, she straightened me up, cleared me of drinkin whiskey and all. Just cause we're goin on this killing, that don't mean I'm gonna go back to bein the way I was. I just need the money, get a new start for them youngsters.

Ned Logan Yeah.

Will Ned, remember that drover I shot through the mouth, teeth came out the back of his head?

Ned Yeah

Will I think about him now and again. He didn't do anything to deserve to get shot, at least not that I could remember when I sobered up.

Ned You was one crazy son of a bitch, Will.

Will Yeah, no one liked me. Mountain boys all thought I was gonna shoot em out of pure meanness.

Ned Well, you ain't like that no more.

Will Eagle, he hated my guts. Bonaparte didn't think too much of me either.

Ned Quincy neither.

Will Nah. Quincy used to just watch all the time, scared.

Ned Well, like I said, you ain't like that no more.

Will That's right. I'm just a fella now. I ain't no different than anyone else no more.

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