The Shaggy Dog - Consequences of a Dog Theft
Carly:
None of this would have happened if we hadn't stole Shaggy from Grant & Strictland.
Dave: [as dog]
You what? Stole him? You stole a dog from Grant & Strictland and you lied about it!
Trey: [holds up bone]
Fetch, boy!
Dave: [Trey throws bone]
I am not your boy and I'm not gonna fe-- Oh, hey, I'll be right back!
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