The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat - Exploring Freedom and Excitement of Discovery
Fritz:
Ah, freedom of the pass.
Crow Reporter: [[Wikipedia:Walter Cronkite|Walter]
Hey, Fritz Baby, Wanna talk to ]?
Fritz:
Sure, why not?
Walter:
Fritz…does being the first to set foot on Mars—golly—kind of give you goose bumps?
Fritz:
Ahem. Gentlemen, I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world, and I've seen it all, and I've done it all. I've fought many a good man and laid many a good woman. And I've had riches, fame, and adventure, too. Yes. I've stood eyeball-to-eyeball with death countless times and never, never once squinted. Oh, I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my tortured soul cries out - more! More! Oh, shit! Oh, oh, God, can there be any more?
Crow Reporter:
How do it feel, Fritz? I mean, man, like Mars ain't around the corner.
Fritz:
Oh you're so right. Hey, would you like to discuss this in private? Gee, you got a lovely pair of eyes.
Crow Reporter:
In private?
Fritz:
Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure. Listen, doll, I'd kind of like to give you a break. You know, kind of help pay back for what my people did to your people.
Crow Reporter:
Yeah? What kind of a break?
Fritz:
Well you know, an exclusive—an inside story.
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The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat - Conflict Between Fritz and His Old Lady
Fritz's Old Lady:
You're a no-good, Fritz! Whaddya have to say fer yerself?
Fritz:
Suck my dick hun!!!
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The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat - Wisdom of Youth in Fritz's Perspective
Fritz:
These girls know where it's at by the time they're 11.
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The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat - A Search for More in Life
Fritz:
I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world, and I've seen it all, and I've done it all. I've fought many a good man and laid many a good woman. And I've had riches, fame, and adventure, too. Yes. I've stood eyeball-to-eyeball with death countless times and never, never once squinted. Oh, I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my tortured soul cries out - more! More! Oh, shit! Oh, oh, God, can there be any more
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The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat - Disillusionment with extremist ideology
Fritz:
My achin swastika! I thought bein a nazi was all "zig, zig," and "sieg heil!" This is for shit! I better get my ass the fuck out of here!
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The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat - Fritz's Controversial Take on Lucifer
Fritz:
Oh, Jesus Christ! Lucifer's a faggot!
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The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat - The Irony of Smoking and Sweating
Fritz:
Hey, you know the most interesting thing about smoking is that it causes excessive perspiration, and a person has to take off all of their clothes, or they could drown to death in their own juices.
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