Memorable Quotes from Skip Hinnant
7 quotesExploring Freedom and Excitement of Discovery
Fritz
Ah, freedom of the pass.
Crow Reporter
Hey, Fritz Baby, Wanna talk to ]?
[[Wikipedia:Walter Cronkite|Walter]
Fritz
Sure, why not?
Walter
Fritz…does being the first to set foot on Mars—golly—kind of give you goose bumps?
Fritz
Ahem. Gentlemen, I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world, and I've seen it all, and I've done it all. I've fought many a good man and laid many a good woman. And I've had riches, fame, and adventure, too. Yes. I've stood eyeball-to-eyeball with death countless times and never, never once squinted. Oh, I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my tortured soul cries out - more! More! Oh, shit! Oh, oh, God, can there be any more?
Crow Reporter
How do it feel, Fritz? I mean, man, like Mars ain't around the corner.
Fritz
Oh you're so right. Hey, would you like to discuss this in private? Gee, you got a lovely pair of eyes.
Crow Reporter
In private?
Fritz
Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure. Listen, doll, I'd kind of like to give you a break. You know, kind of help pay back for what my people did to your people.
Crow Reporter
Yeah? What kind of a break?
Fritz
Well you know, an exclusive—an inside story.
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Conflict Between Fritz and His Old Lady
Fritz's Old Lady
You're a no-good, Fritz! Whaddya have to say fer yerself?
Fritz
Suck my dick hun!!!
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Disillusionment with extremist ideology
Fritz
My achin swastika! I thought bein a nazi was all "zig, zig," and "sieg heil!" This is for shit! I better get my ass the fuck out of here!
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Fritz's Controversial Take on Lucifer
Fritz
Oh, Jesus Christ! Lucifer's a faggot!
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Wisdom of Youth in Fritz's Perspective
Fritz
These girls know where it's at by the time they're 11.
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The Irony of Smoking and Sweating
Fritz
Hey, you know the most interesting thing about smoking is that it causes excessive perspiration, and a person has to take off all of their clothes, or they could drown to death in their own juices.
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A Search for More in Life
Fritz
I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world, and I've seen it all, and I've done it all. I've fought many a good man and laid many a good woman. And I've had riches, fame, and adventure, too. Yes. I've stood eyeball-to-eyeball with death countless times and never, never once squinted. Oh, I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my tortured soul cries out - more! More! Oh, shit! Oh, oh, God, can there be any more
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