Memorable Quotes from Skyler Stone
4 quotesComment on attractiveness and familial relationships
Mike Malloy
Dude, they are hot. I bet you they hate their fathers.
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A Dark Twist on Humor and Reality
Mike Malloy
What the fuck are you doing? Is this a fucking joke?
Mossberg
Oh yeah, and the punchline's a killer!
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Marriage Struggles and Communication Issues
Scott
It's Amy.
[''Answers phone rings'']
Carter McMullen
Oh, well you probably want to take that don't you since you're practically married already.
Mike Malloy
Guess what I do: When I'm 80 miles away from my wife, I turn off my fucking phone! Then she can't call me, she can't text me, she can't make me send a photo of where I'm at because she's insecure!
Scott
That's why your marriage sucks.
Mike Malloy
Well, she put on 30 pounds so...
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The Value of a Pity Relationship
Mike Malloy
A pity fuck is still a fuck, dude!
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