UHF - Unexpected Loss in Horse Betting
Harvey Bilchik: [lounging in his pool, answering his phone]
YYYYO! Hey, Big Louie! So, what's up?
Big Louie:
Bad news, Mr. Bilchik. None of your horses came in.
Harvey Bilchik:
Aw, gee, too bad. So, what's the damages?
Big Louie:
Seventy-five thousand dollars.
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