Air Raid Wardens - Decision to Discontinue Equipment Use
Dan Madison:
Boys, I hate to do this; but, I'll have to ask you to turn in your equipment.
Oliver:
Now, Mr. Madison, surely you don't believe we were drunk last night?
Dan Madison:
I'm sorry. The decision has been made. It's for the good of the service.
Stanley:
You mean, they're better without us?
J.P. Norton:
You men have caused nothing but trouble. First, you wrecked the gymnasium. Then you wrecked me. And now, drunk.
Stanley:
Well, you know best. When we couldn't get in the Army or the Navy, Mr. Madison told us that we could do this kind of work and - it made us happy. We tried hard. But, I guess we're not smart like other people. But, if we can do something for our country, by not doing this work, we'll do that too. We'll do anything that Uncle Sam wants us to do. Won't we Ollie?
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Air Raid Wardens - Striving for Improvement Amidst Imperfection
J.P. Norton:
With those men, we can never achieve perfection.
Dan Madison:
Oh, yes we can. We're getting better all the time. We won't make the same mistakes twice.
J.P. Norton:
I hope not.
Dan Madison:
Look, Mr. Norton, why are you doing this work?
J.P. Norton:
Why? Why? To serve my country.
Dan Madison:
Well, that's their idea too.
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Air Raid Wardens - Addressing Misfits in Challenging Situations
J.P. Norton:
Madison, you've got to get rid of those misfits!
Dan Madison:
I just talked to them, Mr. Norton. They're awfully broken up about this. I'm sure it was an accident.
J.P. Norton:
They are both accidents!
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Air Raid Wardens - Mobilizing for the Home Front Effort
Dan Madison:
Look, fellas, Uncle Sam wants everybody. There's plenty to be done right here in the home front. Why, I have a job for you. Here, take some of these posters.
Stanley:
Where?
Dan Madison:
Everywhere! We're having a big meeting tonight in the high school gym.
Oliver:
What for?
Dan Madison:
The war effort!
Oliver:
That's right! There's a job to be done - right here at home!
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The Black Castle - Pain and Endurance in Ancient Rome
Count Karl von Bruno:
Doctor, you're an expert on medical science. Isn't it true that the Ancient Romans were pain worshippers?
Dr. Meissen:
Oh, yes, Herr Count. They even held endurance contests. It was a mark of distinction to suffer in silence.
Count Steiken: [Being treated for an arm wound by Dr. Meissen]
Ah, naaah! Oh, no!
Count Karl von Bruno:
Do you hear that, Steiken?
Count Steiken: [Screaming]
Aaah, ah, ah! I'm not an Ancient Roman!
Servant:
Herr Count, Mr. Beckett is here.
Count Karl von Bruno:
Well, bring him in for this should amuse him too.
Count Steiken: [to Dr. Meissen]
Ooohh! - You idiot! You call yourself a doctor?
Count Karl von Bruno: [Sadistically twisting Steiken's arm]
And you? You call yourself a man?
Count Steiken: [In pain]
Aaaahh!
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