Steve Eastin Quotes

Guard Falzon Well, welcome aboard. My, my; as I look around I see a lot of celebrities among us. I see eleven Current Affairs, two ] and a genuine ] interviewee, but I gotta tell you gentlemen, none of this impresses me. Because we have rules on this aircraft and they're going to be enforced. It's a lot like kindergarten. You'll keep your hands to yourself, keep the decibel level down and, if any of you should feel the need to scream, spit, or bite, you get the treatment.

Inmate Fuck you, pig.

Guard Falzon Gag and bag this Nazi muffin. You see, this kind of thing puts me in a foul mood. These rules will be enforced because I can't have trouble. If any of you so much as pass gas in my general direction, upsetting my delicate nasal passages, your testicles will become my personal property. That's pretty clear. Good.