Con Air - Enforcing Rules on the Aircraft
Guard Falzon: [[w:Hard Copy|Hard Copies; [w:Geraldo Rivera|Geraldo; gestures at Diamond Dog]
Well, welcome aboard. My, my; as I look around I see a lot of celebrities among us. I see eleven Current Affairs, two ] and a genuine ] interviewee, but I gotta tell you gentlemen, none of this impresses me. Because we have rules on this aircraft and they're going to be enforced. It's a lot like kindergarten. You'll keep your hands to yourself, keep the decibel level down and, if any of you should feel the need to scream, spit, or bite, you get the treatment.
Inmate: [spits at Falzon's feet]
Fuck you, pig.
Guard Falzon: [to another guard; strikes inmate before guards gag him and place a mesh bag over his head]
Gag and bag this Nazi muffin. You see, this kind of thing puts me in a foul mood. These rules will be enforced because I can't have trouble. If any of you so much as pass gas in my general direction, upsetting my delicate nasal passages, your testicles will become my personal property. That's pretty clear. Good.
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