The Full Monty - Friendship and Loyalty in Difficult Times
Dave: [discussing possible means of suicide]
I know. You could stand in middle of road and have a mate run smack into you right fast.
Lomper:
Haven't got any mates.
Gaz:
Listen to you. We just saved your fucking life. So don't tell us we're not your mates, all right?
Lomper:
Really?
Gaz:
Yeah.
Lomper:
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Dave:
Yeah, me an'all, I'd run into ya as soon as look at ya.
Lomper:
Cheers.
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The Full Monty - Dieting Struggles and Irony
Dave:
I've been dieting. I do try. Seems like I spent most of me fuckin life on a diet. The less I eat, the fatter I get.
Lomper:
So, stuff yourself and get thin.
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The Full Monty - Concerns About Judgment and Self-Perception
Dave:
I mean, what if next Friday 400 women turn round and say "He's too fat, he's too old and he's a pigeon-chested little tosser"? What happens then, eh?
Horse:
They wouldn't say that, would they?
Dave:
Why not? He's just said her tits are too big.
Lomper:
That's different. We're... blokes.
Dave:
Yeah, and...
Gerald:
I think she's got nice tits, actually.
Lomper:
I never said nowt about her personality, like. I mean, she's probably quite nice if you get to know her.
Dave:
No. And they won't say nowt about your personality neither, which is good cause you're basically a bastard. Bollocks to your personality — this is what they're looking at, right? And I'll tell you summat, mate. Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is none.
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