Memorable Quotes from Steve Huison
3 quotesFriendship and Loyalty in Difficult Times
Dave
I know. You could stand in middle of road and have a mate run smack into you right fast.
[discussing possible means of suicide]
Lomper
Haven't got any mates.
Gaz
Listen to you. We just saved your fucking life. So don't tell us we're not your mates, all right?
Lomper
Really?
Gaz
Yeah.
Lomper
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Dave
Yeah, me an'all, I'd run into ya as soon as look at ya.
Lomper
Cheers.
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Dieting Struggles and Irony
Dave
I've been dieting. I do try. Seems like I spent most of me fuckin life on a diet. The less I eat, the fatter I get.
Lomper
So, stuff yourself and get thin.
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Concerns About Judgment and Self-Perception
Dave
I mean, what if next Friday 400 women turn round and say "He's too fat, he's too old and he's a pigeon-chested little tosser"? What happens then, eh?
Horse
They wouldn't say that, would they?
Dave
Why not? He's just said her tits are too big.
Lomper
That's different. We're... blokes.
Dave
Yeah, and...
Gerald
I think she's got nice tits, actually.
Lomper
I never said nowt about her personality, like. I mean, she's probably quite nice if you get to know her.
Dave
No. And they won't say nowt about your personality neither, which is good cause you're basically a bastard. Bollocks to your personality — this is what they're looking at, right? And I'll tell you summat, mate. Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is none.
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